These Macron-Trudeau Bromance Photos Are Too Much For American Progressives To Handle

As if America didn't have enough reasons to be jealous of foreign politics.

Look at these two progressive heartthrobs.

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*le sigh*

A breath of fresh air? Mais oui.

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Wonder what the camera loves more: those dimples or their foreign policy?

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Bet they don't even need a filter. Not fair.

Stop it, you two. We just can't.

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America is losing the ability to even right now.

Here come the refugees, choo-choo!

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Mon dieu, they'll open up for just about anything.

I bet they're dreaming about healthcare.

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Our only preexisting condition is jealousy.

What handicap?

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We'll take these two on the green over Trump any day.

Mmm, whatever they're cooking smells great.

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Gosh. Leading the free world sure does work up an appetite.

Pleasant dreams, you crazy kids.

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Someone get America a cigarette.