These 17 Funniest Lines From Game Of Thrones Prove Laughter Does Exist In The Seven Kingdoms

The citizens of Westeros are capable of humor...when they're not killing each other.

Game of Thrones isn't known for its comedy. If it was, Robb would still be alive and we'd have a heartwarming montage of him teaching little Ned Stark how to ride a horse in the next episode. But there have been some moments--most of them from Tyrion--that gave us a chuckle. And as we recover from the battle of all battles, what better time to look back at happier times?

"I saw your pecker. What kind of god has a pecker that small?"

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Tormund asking the real questions. We can always count on him to bring everyone right back down to Earth.

"Are you trying to pass off your own sayings as ancient wisdom?"

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Tyrion is full of ancient wisdom, Dany. Don't question it.

"Anyone not drinking is disrespecting our queen!"

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Tyrion, Missandei, and Grey Worm making jokes over wine was ICONIC.

"He really was a c$&t, wasn't he?"

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Lady Olenna is here for the real talk. As in, real talk, Jamie: Tell Cersei it was me.

"You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones."

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Cersei could slice some serious tension with those cheekbones.

"I don't know what that means."

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Don't worry Sansa and Sam, nobody really knows what it means.

"You look a lot better brooding than I do."

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Aww, you look good brooding too, Tyrion. But for real, you're not brooding over your failure to predict the Greyjoy attack. You're hiding from Dany so she doesn't eat you alive. #sotrue

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

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It's what I do too, Tyrion. Let's be friends.

"It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North."

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The Tyrion/Varys banter has been the guiding light throughout this entire show. After all, Tyrion does have a soft spot in his heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things.

"I I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man."

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Daario Naharis is a simple man. He is very attached to his knife and he always has a choice. He choses not to fight Jorah the Andal. Good choice, Daario.

"It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy."

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It's so easy to forget the awesome times Podrick and Tyrion spent together. Before he was off with Brienne, Podrick was leading a very different lifestyle as Tyrion's squire--and there has never been a more loyal squire.

"I've always had blue eyes!"

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NEVER CHANGE, TORMUND, YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BEAST YOU.

"Dragons is where our partnership ends."

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If he doesn't get one soon, Bronn is just going to steal someone's castle to hide in until Winter is over.

"62."

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Little Lyanna Mormont is one of the best characters on this show. Fact. So when we saw her nobly offer up 62 of her fighting men for the Battle of the Bastards, you bet we were all saying, "YAS QUEEN!" #LyannafortheIronThrone

"And two good hands."

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You have to *hand* it to Euron, he throws shade so well. Must be the '80s rock star in him. By the way, Euron, can I borrow some eyeliner?

"This is Jon Snow. He's King in the North."

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We understand, Davos. It's hard to compete with all of Dany's names. You did a great job.

"Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face."

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Tyrion meant well when he went into the crypts under the great pyramid, but let's be honest, trying to make friends with dragons (even ones as adorable and loveable as Rhaegal and Viseryion), wasn't his best idea.