1. You start the morning looking like you stepped out of a magazine in head-to-toe white:
But within minutes of leaving your home, you're covered in stains:
Yikes.
2. The lids on to-go cups are not your friends:
3. Nothing — nothing! — is scarier than a child with finger paint:
4. Eating anything that requires a spoon while wearing white will never end well:
5. And seriously, don't even THINK about trying to eat spaghetti:
6. Barbecue season unfortunately overlaps with "white jeans" season:
7. But it's no coincidence that white wine is most popular during the summer months:
8. Because no one wants to be the person at dinner who spills red wine all over everything and everyone:
9. And anyone who says "I'll be careful with it" is ~probably~ not telling the truth:
10. No one in their right mind would ever sit on freshly cut grass while wearing white:
11. There's no good way to put on makeup without either spilling it or smudging it:
12. Just when you thought you made it through the day, you always find that one stain:
