Man Hit in Head by Dildo
THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo. The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead. Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy - measuring about 12cm in length - at a bucks party to farewell friend's Peter Rolih's bachelorhood. Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih's wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.
Drunken Man Lets Boy, 13, Take Wheel
unken man let a 13-year-old boy drive him around town Saturday night as he kept a beer in his lap and a 12-pack on the floorboard, police said. Milwaukie police said they stopped an erratic driver near Southeast Johnson Creek Boulevard and 32nd Avenue at 10:30 p.m.