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If Taylor wrote about just one historic champion racehorse in her 2016 single, "Style," it'd be this historic champion racehorse. Secretariat is that classic beauty, the bougie stallion at the bar who keeps heads turning. Why dress "casual" when you can always be dressed to the nines?

Secretariat

You've always had something for the underdog who comes out ahead. A bit of a fixer-upper, this colt went from total-loser to total-winner thanks to the love of someone who's willing to put in the work. And hey, if you're the first one they ever kiss, you get to show them the way you like it and that's how they'll do it forever and ever!!!

Seabiscuit

Mr. Ed is the class clown, and you've always loved a horse who knew how to ham it up. Always the joker, this steed is a down-to-earth cutie with an irresistible charm that'll send you haywire out to pasture.

Mister Ed

Despite his immense popularity and the way all the ladies know his name, Champion the Wonder Horse doesn't let it go to his head, aside from always demanding to be called Champion the Wonder Horse, of course. He's always down for whatever, be it tossing the old pigskin with the guys, or shooting pool with the guys, or even skinny-dipping and making out with the guys.

Champion the Wonder Horse

You're had more than your fair share of group sex encounters and are absolutely down to make things even freakier. You love getting your rocks off on a fucked-up weird spooky ride through the woods and wow you are also just losing your shit trying to fuck all these horses, huh? maybe you should chill your 18in boner and get some sleep for once

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Ever the romantic, you love a sensitive doormat to come home to and have make you breakfast just the way you like it every morning. He's gone through a lot in life, so he's always there with a twitching listening ear. You'll learn a lot about kindness from this sweet colt, and may find some soft but kind of boring happiness retiring in some green pastures

Black Beauty

Sure, you may never understand a word he's saying, but it's that mysterious nature about him and the way that he has no true form to his physical body that keeps you interested. Every day is a new day, and this quirky stud will never stop surprising you.

That Horse From Picasso's "Guernica"

You've always been drawn to a dark and brooding intellectual, and Godolphin Arabian really gets your 12-horsepower-motor running. This sexy stallion is known for originating the bloodline of the Thoroughbred breed, he was recently awarded the title of "Hottest Horse to Come Out of the 18th Century." Looks, ability, AND brains?? Godolphin is the total package and you'd never settle for anything less in your mate.

Godolphin Arabian

You like going out on a Friday night and getting a little sloppy, but you also like going home for the holidays to drink beers with your dad watching TV by the fire and laughing about how much you both love those old Coca Cola polar bear commercials. You and your two, four, six, eight, or even up to twelve suitors love to be both the life of the party and those looking to settle down as a whole herd of family men. These steeds are strong, reliable, and willing to pull their own weight in emotional labor and raising the offspring.

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