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Let's face it: There are simply too many pickles out there in this world, how can you pick just one? Take this quiz to help you determine which hot lil gherkin is meant to be your sweet dill hunny for the rest of your salt 'n vinegar years.

Just Which Pickle Should You Propose To?

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Look, you've never been one to commit to going the whole nine yards, and you're not really going to settle down with any one pickle unless they can meet your flightiness. This not-even-remotely-close-to-being-a-pickle cucumber suits you just perfectly. Do you know just how fucking easy it is to pickle something though, like do you really not know, how

A Plain Boring Ass Cucumber, Slightly Wet

McClure's makes a classic, premium pickle, and this spicy blend is the best of the best. You truly know how to appreciate a great pickle and meet them just where they are in life, and the Spicy Dill is ready to make the commitment. Together the Spicy Dill gives your life just the kick you've been looking for to keep that fire going.

Spicy Dill

You honestly do not deserve anything better. The lowest form of pickle, Relish will give you that pickle flavor you need, but where's the satisfying crunch? Where's the whole garlic you dreamed of as a little boy? And what are those shitty sloppy dehydrated red peppers about? Grow up.

Relish

You're an esteemed human of elevated tastes. You've looked outside the box to find these little mustardy gems and your open-mindedness and sharp eye at Trader Joe's has really paid off in the love department. A perfect little pickle in possibly every way, I highly recommend drinking the brine straight out of the jar after a satisfying shot of your favorite whiskey at the end of a soft summer day.

Cornichon

Wouldn't it be so quirky and cool if you married a mason jar of home-canned pickles at one of those trendy Pinterest weddings where there's candles in Mason jars and flowers in Mason jars and soups in Mason Jars and berry trifles in Mason Jars? Wouldn't that be so cute and funny and ironic? Right? You LOVE irony and enjoying the little things in life. Right? DIY Network, playing ukulele in a sundress. Don't worry - it sounds more shameful than it really is.

Home-Canned Refrigerator Pickle

You're sweet, your sweetie is sweet, and your future together is just as sugary and bright. Not all brines can handle this kind of treatment, but you and your baby are in it for the long haul. Baby Branston is on the way, and mom's farmhouse is in the will under your name. Close your eyes and feel the sun on your face, little gherkin boy.

Sweet Gherkins

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Just Which Pickle Should You Propose To?

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