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23 Perfectly Absurd Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

This year’s Penn State graduating class will be PEN15. Just think about that and these other deep thoughts. Read more here.

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1. A group of squid should be called a squad.

2. The tooth fairy tradition teaches kids that they can sell their body parts for money.

3. The name "Cunningham" sounds perfectly normal, yet the name "Cleverpork" would be totally weird.

4. If two vegetarians are arguing, do they still have beef?

5. Before cell phones we never asked "where are you," because we always called a stationary line.

6. If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.

7. In the word “scent”, is it the S or the C that is silent?

8. A woman pregnant with a baby boy is literally growing a penis.

9. Are there braille signs that read “do not touch?”

10. Are we basically paying most rappers so they can tell us about the extravagant/lavish things they are doing with our money?

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11. If you lose one sock it’s a tragedy, but if you lost two would you ever notice?

12. A mullet will make you a redneck and also prevent you from getting a redneck, amiright?

13. If you didn’t know what a chicken was and ordered chicken fingers, you’d think they are huge.

14. If Katniss and Peeta from “Hunger Games” were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would be Katpee or Peeniss.

15. Using your old laptop to research buying a new one is like asking it to dig its own grave.

16. Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

17. The only time the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

18. Caterpillars have mastered beauty sleep.

19. No history textbook has ever been up to date.

20. People born in 1969 will probably never use their year in a email name out of fear of looking immature.

21. Did the first guy to hear a parrot talk totally flip out?

22. We will never hear about the truly perfect crime.

23. This year’s Penn State graduating class will be PEN15.

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