back to top
Community

Are You Beeb Or Clur (pt 3!!)

find out again bitch? find out again again bitch.

Posted on
  1. Health Class: Coach Mojica whips out a huge dildo. What do you do?

    You don't blink
    You swallow it
    You can't move
    You laugh silently
  2. History Class: Dr. Oldham looks you dead in the face. What do you do?

    Look dead back at him. You're awake.
    Look at his dick.
    Wait what? I'm sleep.
    Wait history class? I thought this was a coffin??
  3. Finish this sentence: Gaston in the streets, ______________.

    beast in the sheets.
    chip in the sheets.
    belle in the sheets.
    dead in the sheets.
  4. What do you get from Dominos?

    Lava cakes FTW!!
    PIZZAAAA!!!
    Pizza w/ olives and bacon.
    I haven't eaten pizza in 72 years.
  5. What kind of dad are you?

    Overly sexual, twerking dad named Robby.
    Cool, skinny, weed approving dad named Maurice.
    Short, supportive dad named Carl.
    Hasn't seen kids in ages, (was) named JimBob.
  6. How do you take your eggs?

    Scrambled.
    Shambled.
    Raw.
    I hate cannibalism.
  7. It's 11:11. What do you wish for?

    The sweet relief of death. Oh wait. I already have that.
    Dick.
    Is this the same thing as 4:20? Either way. Get lit.
    Dogs and dudes.
  8. Which one of Bebe's eligible bachelors are you?

    Becca.
    Random guy. Lil gay. Means well.
    Hot senior. Doesn't have a lot to say.
    Really cute. Really sweet. Highkey lover.

Are You Beeb Or Clur (pt 3!!)

You got: YOU'RE BEEB!!!!

an actual goddess w/ no one stopping her! you're a SUPER star in the sky and on the screen and in everyone's hearts. you love a mean tie dye and a meaner egg. you got 2 many suitors like Penelope from the Odyssey.

YOU'RE BEEB!!!!
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: YOU'RE CLUR!!!!!

a lil lava cake loving leader of america! you’re kind hearted and mushy and love a good poem. but also can let a mean burp rip. everybody loves you bc u are the nicest dumpling anyone has ever met

YOU'RE CLUR!!!!!
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: YOU'RE ALLISON!!!!

you like sex jokes and being really real with everyone. you’re a dope gal.

YOU'RE ALLISON!!!!
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
You got: YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!

you’re an actual corpse. you’re actually dead. so dead. really fucking dead inside.

YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.
Get the app
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

Dismiss