* IT’S STARTING.
* Yass Bryan is going to kill it this week yaasssss.
* Hot N Cold is still a banger of a tune. Sang the whole theme.
* Mmm the dramatic shots of the cars driving around the Masterchef M is my kink.
* Love it when they speed up the footage.
* Pete fks up the order of the line god bless Pete ur great.
* Matt looks like a mint macaroon.
* Yay a chef I have never heard of.
* This week must be making Michelle so excited because as established last week she can only do desserts.
* Whatt they have to smash the mystery box lids.
* Omg the lids were chocolate.
* What the heck is this Charlie in the Chocolate factory.
* All the contestants just got PRANKEDDDD.
* OMG Eloise is doing a rum caramel??? Thats very out of her comfort zone for her.
* “Whats your definition of simple” - Bryan “like 4-5 elements”. Judges cackle very uncomfortably.
* Arum has made a blended Shrek.
* Bryan is being so cute with the guest chef. He is so flustered but so is she.
* Pete just said “I gotta be on point”. Mmmm yes love this word choice.
* Arum is continuing to make weird green stuff lol.
* Arum's food looks like the secret ingredient was soylent green.
* George just called the contestants cream puffs and I hated every second of it.
* “I take me domes out of the fridge” - You will never guess who said this
* I like how there are ads for lite and easy on during Masterchef. It’s like - does cooking look too hard? Pay us to bring u microwave meals!
* Pete’s shirt is so loud I love it.
* Gary goes over and opens the fridge because he loves to fk things up for people. #STOPTHATGARY
* Bryan is burning his fingers for his art. Thats just beautiful to me tbh.
* Classic monotonous judges countdown.
* Yes Bryan’s food is getting tasted. Looks taysteeeee.
* In the next ad break Im going to make a crumpet.
* Wow why haven’t I talked about Eloise’s hair. It looks like a wave. Or a skate park ramp.
* Arum's Shrek food is delicious mmm.
* Eliza’s food is good.
* Hahaha Pete’s dish is called “Pete’s coconut” hahahaha. He is a creative genius #lovethisman
* I am a woman of my tweet and I made half vegemite and half maple for my crumpet. (Based on my twitter poll that got 50% 50%)
* Pete WON!
* And has subsequently shot himself in the foot.
* The chefs dish is like a vivid installation.
* This is the worst advantage. So much pressure. Everyone else now has 30 minutes to think in peace without the camera crew in their faces.
* Pete doesn’t seem like a conceptual type of guy tbh.
* Omg Pete is talking about worker bees and he is a worker crane driver!!! His concept is coming together!!
* Oh my fk someone just popped open a bottle of $60 champagne to cook with!!!!! Legit just get some passion pop and be done.
* Headband man looks like he would be at peace in the garden.
* Havn’t been paying attention tbh.
* But people are cooking!
* They are making desserts!
* Bryan is making a simple 10 element dish!
* Omg Pete’s dish legit sounds so cute. It's got little bees!!
* “Bingo bango there's me bees” - You will never guess who said this
* Bryan is having trouble not overachieving hahaha. (can’t relate)
* When ur sorbet/icecream goes wrong - put into blast chiller (This is written on the bottom of every ice-cream machine)
* What the heck is Sam doing using beets in his dessert??? I think he is secretly Dwight Schrute.
* Trent is not looking good. His dish however is looking beautiful, like a fairy garden.
* I wonder if people read their tweets before they tweet them because I do not.
* Fell asleep when Callan explained his dish. It’s v conceptional tho. There is perfume involved.
* Excited to shower and go to sleep asap.
* George hits the table with excitement.
* Thank god the ice cream episode is tomorrow. Im sick of the ads.
* Trent’s dish is simple. To the dungeon he goes!!!
* Diana has the judges drunk off EXPENSIVE BOOZE.
* Did George just say he doesn’t get it?? Samuel’s dish that is?? Its a plate of food not a recent episode of Dr who
* 6 minutes until I shower.
* Ooh yes Have you been paying attention is after this. - (written after MC ended) - No it’s not you idiot it’s sunday not monday.
* Is the beetroot a hit or a miss?? It’s a hit. But I almost forgot what was happening because the ad break was so long.
* Omg Bryan has done too much ): Nooooo buddy noooo. He needs a hug so bad rn.
* Yess Callan starts off the top 3. Joined by Sam and Diana.
* In the bottom 3, Bryan ): , Trent and Samuel.
Wait, what? I rushed doing my nails for #MasterChefAU and it's not even on at the same time as last week? Bah
the Masterchef executives now katy perry has a song called bon appetit
Is Pete a crane operator? Never knew that! #masterchefau
Why do people keep trying to invent new desserts when fried ice cream - the greatest dessert in history - already exists? #MasterChefAU
Seems George has had one too many vita gummies ... chill #MasterChefAU
Pete's dish looks like a fully operational Death Star #MasterChefAU
Pete just said "BINGO BANGO THERE'S ME BEES" and I will never be the same again. #MasterChefAU
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING I THINK MY CHILDREN ARE STARTING TO WAKE UP #MasterChefAU
So Trent & Samuel are in elimination tomorrow night. They're getting way too much airtime for people who have been invisible #masterchefau
Next week's hero ingredient will be meal replacement shake. #MasterChefAU
Bryan: Keep it simple. Also Bryan: #MasterChefAU
Just incase you lovely people missed it, I'm a crane operator! #MasterChefAU
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