* Ten episodes in wow where did the time go??
* Recap about Josh going home RIP buddy. Your food dream will live on in our hearts.
* Ben Shewry is the guest chef today. Yes I have 103% heard of him. (;
* Ben is referred to as “a living hero” - As opposed to an ingredient hero we are all so familiar with.
* George looks like an elf today.
* I have never seen Nicole until just now. But she has a lush pony tail.
* This is the challenge that is a scam because the winners advantage is always nothing and basically like stabbing your self in the back.
* They have a bunch of Aussie ingredients with my favourite being a steak from the actual Skippy kangaroo seen in the show.
* Trent has a dramatic “I was a fat kid” backstory and tbh that always gets me. Me crying: He was so fat but now he is so normal/healthy weight, that is so inspiring.
* One of the ingredients is a quandong. I don’t need to say anything more tbh.
* People stressing over the mystery box challenge. Literally doesn’t matter at all. You just need to not come first and your sweeeeet!
* I just have no care for this challenge.
* Like Tamara is making her pastry shitty because it’s too thin. I just don’t care.
* My biggest issue at the moment is the episode numbers on ten play are incorrect. They skipped 5 and wen strait to 6. Please someone at channel ten sort that out. Why do I have to be the one to do everything for your failing network.
* Trent’s dessert looks good.
* Tamara put her egg yoke in a strangely oversized bowl.
* Eloise legit threw her tart on the plate and now it looks like she took a sneaky bite out of it.
* Jess’s raw meat is a hit.
* Tamara’s pastry wasn’t shitty in the end!! Good for her.
* Trent’s choice of ingredients is really “inspired”. - Mmm I love the sound of wanky word choice in the evening.
* All the food was good. I am shooken.
* Ray wins. No surprise.
* Gary laughs like an evil genius without the genius.
* As I said before the advantage is never an advantage.
* AND THE SMOKING GUN IS BACK
* AND THE GARDEN IS IN PLAY
* Ray is talking about not blowing his advantage. lol. Good luck to him.
* The judges stand in the garden talking about how great the garden is and basically if you don’t use stuff from the garden pack your bags rn.
* In 10 years all the contestants and judges will have lung cancer from all this passive smoking.
* Sam is spending wayyyyyy too long coming up with an idea for a dish. He should have gone into the garden for inspo.
* “Herbaceous” - Word of the day masterchef, it means herby. No not like the movie.
* Ray’s dish is stuffing up. Classic winner of the mystery box move.
* Pia is as cool as a cucumber. Too cool if you ask me.
* Pete’s dish isn’t smoky enough.
* Cool Pia is starting to heat up because ironically her pan isn’t hot enough lol.
* Elosie’s happiness is making me sick we get it you have won the challenge. Please work on your poker face in the post production shots. I want at least some suspense.
* Pia has stuffed up leaving half her ingredients off. Can’t believe a mother will go into elimination on Mother’s day!??!??!
* Sarah is the new face of the get some pork on your fork ads. Good for her #this #may #or #may #not #be #true
* Ray’s fish is rawwwwwww.
* Prolific, morsel, inspired, subtle and other wanky words used to describe the food tonight.
* Every time I see Callan or Bryan smile I gain 10 years of life.
* Someones food was good. Good for her. Jess I think.
* Pete’s dish is about to get ripped apart.
* It’s his watery ass broth. Shooken.
* Ben starts talking about his trip to America. We get it you have travelled.
* Eloise is now getting the biggest ego boost of the century from Ben. (She won)
* Now for the good stuff! Who is in the bottom 3!!???
* Pia.
* Pete.
* Ray.
* ):
* RIP one of them.
Final thoughts
* And in classic form the winner of the mystery box is the loser of the invention test.
* Channel 10 please fix the episode numbers ur killinig me.
* Pete or Pia will go home. I have a bad feeling about people who have a p in their name.
They really should do the guest chef intro as a 'Who Am I?' and the winner gets an advantage. #MasterChefAU
Never before has quandong been said so many times on TV in the space of 25 minutes. #masterchefau
Finally... proof that you are what you eat! @masterchefau @gcalombaris #masterchefau
Still unsure on what Eloise's food dream is. I don't think she's ever mentioned it. #masterchefau
'I ate an ice cream sandwich in San Fran'...I ate one at Coles, who's winning? #masterchefau
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