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Are you more of a David Byrne, a David Lynch, a David Fincher, a David Bowie, a David Cross, a David Firth, a David Attenborough, a Dave Grohl, or a David Foster Wallace?

Which David Are You?

Pick a song to wake up to in the morning.

You're doing psychedelics. What will the main activity of the trip be?

You can only get one soda.

What food is rotting in your fridge right now?

What's your favorite Radiohead album?

Why are you divorcing your wife?

What kind of drunk are you?

Pick a David Fincher Movie to watch alone in your room. 

What are you doing for the high school talent show?

Pick a 3rd-Wave Ska Band.

Pick a David Lynch movie to be obsessed with in art school.

How evil are you?

It's your turn to cook dinner. What's on the menu?

You're David Byrne, one of the best Davids to be! You’re a total fucking freak but in the best way possible. You’re best-known as the frontman of the ‘70s new wave band Talking Heads, but you’re also a prolific solo artist, writer, and guy who likes riding bikes. You’re kind of the most awesome person ever.

You're musician, writer, and actor David Byrne!

You're David Lynch. You're a pretty weird David. You’re the creative genius behind Twin Peaks, Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet… and more! You’re best-known for your weird, creepy movies, but you also make weird, creepy visual art. We live inside a dream.

You're director, painter, and actor David Lynch!

You're David Fincher. Not the worst David! You made Fight Club, the best romcom of the 90s, as well as a bunch of other crazy stuff. You’re kind of a weird dude, with a definite knack for the gruesome. Unfortunately, your movies are often invoked by the most annoying film people in the world, but you’re probably a pretty good guy. You probably listen to true crime podcasts.

You're director David Fincher!

You're David Firth, the weirdo animator who made that creepy YouTube series when I was in middle school and I was too scared to watch it for a long time. The stuff you make is typically abnormal and grating, but you're still an ambitious creative with a unique style. You love boring brutalist suburban architecture, the color gray, and funny voices. You're obscure but not in a super interesting way, making you a perfect addition to the Adult Swim animation team. You could also do any job where the target audience is stoned teenagers. Pretty good David!

You're animator David Firth!

You're David Cross. Not bad. Y'know, Tobias from Arrested Development? Also Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Mr. Show, with Bob Odenkirk who was Saul on Breaking Bad, remember? Yeah. He's in a lot of stuff, he's pretty funny. Queer? I think?

You're actor and comedian David Cross!

You might just be the one of the best Davids on this list. You're definitely the most relaxed of the bunch, and you're the drummer from Nirvana. That's pretty cool :) You’ve also done some other things, like Foo Fighters. You used to be really cool in the 90s back when you used to be all anti-establishment, but now you’re the kind of person who would switch sides for the sake of money at the drop of a hat. You’re probably a pretty decent dude, though.

You're musician and performer Dave Grohl!

You're David Bowie. You're the most beautiful David there is. You're talented, you have a great fashion sense, and your creative mind inspires everyone around you. You’re also kind of insane but in a very iconic and memorable way.

You're musician and multimedia artist David Bowie!

You're David Attenborough. Wow. Really? I mean, at least you aren't David Foster Wallace, but I get the feeling you could've tried harder. David Attenborough. Uhh, okay, you love… nature documentaries? You're an outdoorsy type with a quiet, quaint flair for entertainment. You love the environment and are most likely the owner of a stylish windbreaker. You are David Attenborough.

You're broadcaster and natural historian David Attenborough!

You're David Foster Wallace. I hate you so much. You're responsible for Infinite Jest, a book that is so bad, I stopped reading for two years. You're easily the worst David to be. You're pretentious, even about smoking weed, and even though you were a jock in high school, you were specifically a tennis jock. All the other Davids are better than you.

You're writer David Foster Wallace!

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