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12 Word Hybrids Every Cool Parent Should Know By Now

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Hangry: When your temper gets a liiiittle bit short between meals.

"Don't talk to her when she's hangry. She hasn't eaten since lunch, and she is a bit scary."


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Screenager: A teen who never stops looking at their phone screen.

"My daughter is such a screenager. Her phone is superglued to her hand, and I swear all she says to me is, 'Hm, what'd you say, mom?'"


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Floordrobe: When there is more clothing on the floor than in the closet.

"Sorry, but I have a bit of a floordrobe situation. I am gonna need about two hours to wade through dirty socks to find my self respect."


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Fauxga: When you barely participate in your yoga class.

"I mainly do fauxga. I just lay on the floor, pretend to stretch, and try not to fall asleep."


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Glamping: When you are camping but aren't down with just a sleeping bag and a tent.

"We glamped out. We brought our duvet covers, iPads, and macrobiotic meals."


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Regretflicks: When you spend more than eight hours watching bad movies.

"Dude, I have total regretflicks. I spent the entire night watching terrible made-for-TV movies."


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Cosplay: When people dress up as their favorite characters from video games, movies, TV, etc.

"Between you and me... your cosplay outfit trumped Mario's and Luigi's the other day."


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Coutorture: The act of wearing fashionable things that are insanely uncomfortable.

"I am totally coutorturing myself. These shoes couldn't be more beautiful, but I am definitely going to lose a toe tonight."


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Ewtritious: Healthy food that is crazy good for you, but tastes horrible.

"Be honest here — that wheat grass is ewtritious! It probably has a million amino acids or whatever, but it tastes like grass."


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Regretro: Vintage clothing that isn't cool, despite being retro.

"I should stop wearing this dress. It is definitely regretro. The collar and the sleeves are '70s in a bad way — not a good way."


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Twintrovert: When you're at a party and you meet a fellow introvert you can hang out with.

"I was so happy to meet a twintrovert at Sandy's birthday. The last thing I wanted to do was try and talk to someone loud and too outgoing."


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Treal: When you are honest and matter-of-fact.

“She tells it like it is without being a jerk about it. She keeps it treal 24/7.”