Haters Back Off, Pineapple Belongs On Pizza And Here's Why

    In pineapple pizza we crust.

    Let me take a minute out of your time to explain why pineapple pizza is the best pizza there is.

    You can't deny that the combination is a match made in pizza heaven.

    Can we also just talk about the fact that pineapples and pizzas literally have the same main colour scheme?

    Allow me to simplify the case for pineapple pizza.

    We can all agree that pizza is one of the best foods to have blessed this earth.

    Pineapple is a sentimental badass. Tough on the outside and sweet on the inside.

    It's also a fruit, and fruits are healthy, which means that we're basically encouraging healthy eating.

    Therefore pineapple + pizza = the best pizza in the world.

    If you don’t like pineapple on pizza. You’re wrong but ok keep your incorrect opinion.

    For those who do like pineapple on pizza, you deserve a lifetime supply of stuff.