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Life would be one big game of hide-and-seek.
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Makeup would be more about self-expression...
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...and so would school uniforms.
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All vacations would be chosen based on whether or not the hotel has a pool.
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There'd always be a reason to ask "Why?"
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Computers and cell phones would only be used for games.
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Main food groups would be fruit snacks, potato chips, and popsicles...
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...and everything you ate would be shaped the way God intended it: like a dinosaur.
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You could only join a dance class if you promised to be over it and give up after two minutes.
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The same would go for karate class, cheer team, basketball practice, and piano lessons.
11.
"My dog ate my homework" would be both believable and accepted by all adults.
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Footwear would be banned, because everyone knows they're just a prison for your feet...
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...unless it's wearing Rollerblades inside. That's totally cool.
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And you'd reserve the right to fall asleep anywhere at any time.
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