Paid PostApr 11, 201617 Everyday Objects Dads Love For Some ReasonJust dad things. If Dad had a brand, these would be the brand values.by ChryslerBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Dawn - Pink Chick / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: dawn-pinkchick Dad's T-shirt drawer is like a road map of his adventures. 2. trekkyandy / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: trekkyandy And for some reason, he always gives you the measurement in centimeters. 3. indi.ca / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: indi Even though it's unclear if he knows how to burn a disc. 4. Saimz Eyez / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: 51970870@N02 The man literally has 10,000 of them. How? Why? When did this happen? 5. star5112 / CC BY-SA 2.0 / Via Flickr: johnjoh It's the best condiment, and you know he condones it. 6. flash.pro / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: flashpro The king of the castle holds the scepter of power. 7. nickjohnson / creativecommons.org / Via Flickr: npj What if he had to operate the leaf blower in a neighboring county?! No worries, he can go the distance. 8. Kansir / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: kansirnet He owns shoes in three colorways: all white, all brown, all black. 9. Blend Images - REB Images / Getty Images / Via gettyimages.com Which he keeps in a tiny case that looks like a pen and lives in his chest pocket, and even though he needs them to see basically anything, he insists on keeping them stored away between each usage. 10. agahran / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: contentious Blackout, flood, tornado, zombie apocalypse... Your father is prepared. And you will have unlimited, golden, life-giving light. But does it have Wi-Fi? 11. mecookie / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: mecookie There isn't any practical reason to have a pair of binoculars handy, but you better believe your dad keeps a pair on his windowsill. 12. Au Kirk / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: aukirk He reveres the stuff. If you're a son, there is a 100% chance Dad "gifted" you a bottle of talc when you came of age. Passing the sacred torch. 13. jorgempf / CC BY-SA http://2.0 / Via Flickr: jorgempf You've never seen him use it, but he has it. And he tells you repeatedly that it is essential. 14. SupremeCrete / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: decorativeconcrete What is in the cans? Why does he have so many? No one knows. 15. apbeatty / (CC BY 2.0) / Via Flickr: andybeatty Bonus points if Dad has gotten crafty and customized one to suit his needs. 16. Howard Grey / Getty Images / Via gettyimages.com Not every dad likes models, but if your dad likes models, then he probably really likes models. 17. mikebaird / CC BY http://2.0 / Via Flickr: mikebaird Because he loves you most of all. Now, dads have a whole new thing to add to their Dad Brand... View this video on YouTube youtube.com The All-New Chrysler Pacifica is the perfect car for any dad who's always working on his particular brand of awesome.