17 Everyday Objects Dads Love For Some Reason

Just dad things. If Dad had a brand, these would be the brand values.

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Dad's T-shirt drawer is like a road map of his adventures.

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And for some reason, he always gives you the measurement in centimeters.

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Even though it's unclear if he knows how to burn a disc.

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The man literally has 10,000 of them. How? Why? When did this happen?

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It's the best condiment, and you know he condones it.

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The king of the castle holds the scepter of power.

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What if he had to operate the leaf blower in a neighboring county?! No worries, he can go the distance.

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He owns shoes in three colorways: all white, all brown, all black.

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Which he keeps in a tiny case that looks like a pen and lives in his chest pocket, and even though he needs them to see basically anything, he insists on keeping them stored away between each usage.

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Blackout, flood, tornado, zombie apocalypse... Your father is prepared. And you will have unlimited, golden, life-giving light. But does it have Wi-Fi?

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There isn't any practical reason to have a pair of binoculars handy, but you better believe your dad keeps a pair on his windowsill.

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He reveres the stuff. If you're a son, there is a 100% chance Dad "gifted" you a bottle of talc when you came of age. Passing the sacred torch.

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You've never seen him use it, but he has it. And he tells you repeatedly that it is essential.

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What is in the cans? Why does he have so many? No one knows.

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Bonus points if Dad has gotten crafty and customized one to suit his needs.

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Not every dad likes models, but if your dad likes models, then he probably really likes models.

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Because he loves you most of all.

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