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    Updated on Sep 5, 2019. Posted on Feb 9, 2019

    29 Modern Dating Tweets That Will Make You LOL And Say, "So True!"

    "Can't believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die."

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    My friend said this is “getting back out there” after a long relationship I’m dead.

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    dating in 2019 is matching on a dating app, texting for a day, never meeting up, then looking at each other’s Instagram stories every day until we die

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    can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die

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    me: they hurt me! i'm gonna be distant! that'II show them them: hey me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

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    Trying to hold in all my affection so I don’t look annoying or clingy

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    “What’s it like dating you?” https://t.co/4sBWAk4Z4U

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    i’m FAR from catching feelings me 📍 📏 (2 steps) 📏 📍planning a wedding

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    When you text them all excited and they don’t match your energy https://t.co/MICxkoO9qk

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    @ my boo who ain’t my boo but still is my boo

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    You ever been single for so long that a relationship starts to look like a set up to you

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    u only get about 523 chances with me I don’t tolerate shit

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    You ever accidentally fuck with somebody for 3 years

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    me: hey cutie them: **read at 3:34pm** me:

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    If you want to be talked out of dating someone show him to the group chat

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    Your crush Yourself 🤝 Not liking you

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    Me when the person I like shows red flags

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    I'm single and people still waste my time https://t.co/BXyE8Le9tx

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    *posts bomb seIfie* someone who ghosted me two weeks ago: hey stranger me:

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    u ever chill with someone and can’t wait to never see them again? It’s a beautiful feeling actually

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    This is how boys hearts be for the rest of their lives, after one girl hurts them in high school. https://t.co/egSbol8gV9

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    when ur ignoring someone bc their last reply was pure shit and now you've been waiting all day for them to double text u to see if they really care

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    let’s be clear, a lot of women don’t have “trust issues”. we have “i’ve seen this pattern of behavior before, and i’ll be damned if i go through the same shit again” issues.

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    When your girlfriend that’s not your girlfriend goes out to eat and you see a gold watch on the other side of the table

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    being single made me realize everybody in relationships cheating lmao

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    dating someone based solely on looks is so shallow. consider other things, like do they have a lot of money

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    men on r/relationships: my gf interrupted some dumbass game im playing should i leave her? women on r/relationships: woke up to find my bf eating dog shit? he brought it into the kitchen and was eating it? am i being weird or is he being weird? is it mean if i ask him to stop??

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    sex is cool but have you ever had someone give you so much emotional safety that you were able to break down & process trauma right in front of them without fear of being judged or ridiculed?

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