Books·Posted on Feb 9, 201929 Modern Dating Tweets That Will Make You LOL And Say, "So True!""Can't believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die."by Christopher HudspethBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. QUEPID🤪💜🇳🇬 @_Daminator My friend said this is “getting back out there” after a long relationship I’m dead. 04:19 PM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lara Parker @laraeparker dating in 2019 is matching on a dating app, texting for a day, never meeting up, then looking at each other’s Instagram stories every day until we die 06:46 PM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die 03:34 PM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 𝔟 @boujeesIut me: they hurt me! i'm gonna be distant! that'II show them them: hey me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫 01:32 AM - 20 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. 💕 @jkrbie Trying to hold in all my affection so I don’t look annoying or clingy 05:15 PM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. J ☆ S P E R @JasperAStrosser “What’s it like dating you?” https://t.co/4sBWAk4Z4U 05:13 AM - 24 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. adam @brokeangeI i’m FAR from catching feelings me 📍 📏 (2 steps) 📏 📍planning a wedding 09:56 PM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Χ∅ 🇦🇲 @stephan_xo When you text them all excited and they don’t match your energy https://t.co/MICxkoO9qk 12:15 AM - 28 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. cσlє míllєr @C_millz6 @ my boo who ain’t my boo but still is my boo 01:21 AM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖔 @Moreno You ever been single for so long that a relationship starts to look like a set up to you 05:58 AM - 31 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕪 @libminz boys after one month of me 11:37 PM - 12 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. haley 📉 @drowzygf u only get about 523 chances with me I don’t tolerate shit 04:30 PM - 08 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. lena @demartinogang You ever accidentally fuck with somebody for 3 years 01:05 AM - 11 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. duckyboy @eatjaredtweets me: hey cutie them: **read at 3:34pm** me: 08:45 PM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. D$ @DaniellaLira_ If you want to be talked out of dating someone show him to the group chat 04:26 AM - 26 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Haji @hajirasyedaa Your crush Yourself 🤝 Not liking you 04:56 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ēdē @___idi Me when the person I like shows red flags 02:28 PM - 26 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ⛑ @deliciuslyew I'm single and people still waste my time https://t.co/BXyE8Le9tx 03:52 AM - 29 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 𝔟 @boujeesIut *posts bomb seIfie* someone who ghosted me two weeks ago: hey stranger me: 03:44 AM - 21 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘢 @smnthataylor ....the last guy i liked........ 06:43 AM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. TRAPHOUSEJODECI @Ye_Ali u ever chill with someone and can’t wait to never see them again? It’s a beautiful feeling actually 05:28 PM - 28 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Fentse! @_skyiee This is how boys hearts be for the rest of their lives, after one girl hurts them in high school. https://t.co/egSbol8gV9 07:12 PM - 01 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Shelly Cherette @ShellyCherette when ur ignoring someone bc their last reply was pure shit and now you've been waiting all day for them to double text u to see if they really care 01:39 AM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. desiree🌞 @youngrambles let’s be clear, a lot of women don’t have “trust issues”. we have “i’ve seen this pattern of behavior before, and i’ll be damned if i go through the same shit again” issues. 07:29 AM - 26 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. L.A. @LA_isOfficial When your girlfriend that’s not your girlfriend goes out to eat and you see a gold watch on the other side of the table 05:14 AM - 12 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. AMILLI @amillionbuux being single made me realize everybody in relationships cheating lmao 07:07 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. logan @loganxfarmer dating someone based solely on looks is so shallow. consider other things, like do they have a lot of money 07:14 AM - 02 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. nikki “haha oh no oh my god what the hell” black @nikkiblackcat men on r/relationships: my gf interrupted some dumbass game im playing should i leave her? women on r/relationships: woke up to find my bf eating dog shit? he brought it into the kitchen and was eating it? am i being weird or is he being weird? is it mean if i ask him to stop?? 12:51 AM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Bruna @brunanessif sex is cool but have you ever had someone give you so much emotional safety that you were able to break down & process trauma right in front of them without fear of being judged or ridiculed? 02:12 PM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite