1. Someone once tweeted the joke below about shrimp fried rice and it led to a bunch of funny, clever spinoffs...
So you mean to tell me that a shrimp fried this rice
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so you’re telling me a boot cut these jeans
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u telling me an oatmeal raised this cookie
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so you're telling me a monster made this mash
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So you’re telling me a banana nutted in this bread?
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So you’re telling me a whore made this chata?
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so you’re telling me a fox gave this news?
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So you’re telling me a meat loved this pizza?
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so you’re telling me a reader digested this?
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So ur telling me a bush baked these beans
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so you’re tellin me a home made this soup?
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So you’re telling me,,, a urinal baked this cake?
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So you’re telling me a chicken fried this steak?
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So you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?
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so you’re tellin me a pea nutted in this butter
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oh so you're telling me a chicken noodled this soup
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So you’re telling me a pastor made these tacos?