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This comment on a post asking for book recommendations:
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This story someone shared about their expensive sunglasses that probably never happened, sorry not sorry:
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This response to a post about a missing person:
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This freedom protector's reply to a celebratory tweet:
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This deeply useless review of a ring on Amazon:
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This humble-braggy text from a wrong number:
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And this person texting the wrong number that's somehow even more cringey:
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This tweet in response to a post about a cool haircut:
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This review of condoms on Amazon:
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This comment from someone who had time to step away from their countless dating options to comment:
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This rich person's smug status update:
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This "I work so hard" comment on a post about...nail glue:
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This comment on a post about eating all the candy in the photo from someone who is CLEARLY going through it:
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This off-subject review of a gun from someone else who is heartbroken:
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This conversation that takes an extremely strange, unprompted turn:
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This post from someone who is letting everyone know they're too deep to even be comprehended:
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And finally, this post from someone who wants to be alone with their cool shirt because it's aesthetic over everything: