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17 "Nobody Asked" Moments That Were So Odd, Cringey, Or Baffling That They Got Screenshotted And Shared On The Internet

Come absorb this secondhand embarrassment.

1. This comment on a post asking for book recommendations:

Person asks the best book people have read this year and response is that they couldn't read any books this year because they found out their husband of 20 years had an affair with his 17-year-old student

2. This story someone shared about their expensive sunglasses that probably never happened, sorry not sorry:

Cashier tells them they love their sunglasses, and person says thanks, they were expensive, and when cashier says "Like $50?" person says "closer to $150" and the cashier's mouth drops

3. This response to a post about a missing person:

Person says about their missing cousin, "She is very tall for an 11-year-old, I never reach 5'6 in height, I'm a 5'3 27-year-old guy" and response is "Who the fuck cares, elf"

4. This freedom protector's reply to a celebratory tweet:

Person says their entire class got free tuition for a year because of a donor, and response is "My entire graduation class joined the military so we could defend the Constitution and the freedoms it was built on"

5. This deeply useless review of a ring on Amazon:

6. This humble-braggy text from a wrong number:

Text asking if they wanna play golf this weekend with someone else, and when they're told it's the wrong number, they're told "Thank you for reminding me that my assistant made a mistake; I have many business partners in my daily life"

7. And this person texting the wrong number that's somehow even more cringey:

8. This tweet in response to a post about a cool haircut:

Post about how their brother just a Roblox haircut, with this response: I got banned form Roblox and now I don't play it anymore

9. This review of condoms on Amazon:

Review says they bought the condoms but had sex waiting for them to arrive and got pregnant, so advice is to actually wait for them to arrive

10. This comment from someone who had time to step away from their countless dating options to comment:

"Tinder is the worst app a man could download"; response: Me with 2,400 matches

11. This rich person's smug status update:

"My neighbors are trying to get me evicted; I'm giving up on South Lamar and going back to Westlake with the cool rich people again; thanks for nothing, Austin," and adds: "Oh yeah, and in terms of assets and investments, I'm richer than all of you"

12. This "I work so hard" comment on a post about...nail glue:

"I need glue-on nails that'll actually last me more than 30 minutes," and response: Why do you have to have glue on your nails? I raised 3 kids and helped with grandchildren and never had a maid"

13. This comment on a post about eating all the candy in the photo from someone who is CLEARLY going through it:

Photo of Easter candy gets response, "I wouldn't even attempt it; can barely eat because of everything that's gone on; hate falling in love — stay single"

14. This off-subject review of a gun from someone else who is heartbroken:

Comment about a 9mm Luger: "Meh, good gun, no longer own it; ex took it when she and I split up"

15. This conversation that takes an extremely strange, unprompted turn:

Person asks what they've been up to, they say "Taking care of me, working," and person says, "Gotcha, same," then asks what do you do when you want to live by a moral code but want to be served/serve sexually, then refer to their unused 9-inch cock

16. This post from someone who is letting everyone know they're too deep to even be comprehended:

Post about people who think they understand their Spotify playlist names but they don't know the deep-rooted symbolism, the emotions, the associations to moment of their life, the depth of it all,

17. And finally, this post from someone who wants to be alone with their cool shirt because it's aesthetic over everything:

Person posts a shirt and says "No one talk to me on the first day, I really just wanna be left alone; I know it's crazy and different, most of you wouldn't understand, but I need to be alone for the aesthetic"