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Too cool for bingo night:
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6'4 and sick for attention:
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This is the equivalent of saying, "I can't make it" to a party nobody invited you to:
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How do you say, "Literally nobody asked" in German?:
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Giving landscape architects who graduated from MSU a bad name:
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This person could've just not commented:
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Could've just not commented, the sequel:
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The dude who wanted to gloat about his premium diet:
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That sounds delightful but hey, what if you just didn't share it with everyone on Facebook?:
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Someone asked their friend if they could stop by to pick up their sweater. This was the response:
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Braggy business owner:
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This sure seems like something a disloyal person would feel the need to share:
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That last text should've been a full sentence shorter:
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And finally, this attempt at romance that's just a really gross overshare:
