A while back, @cynanii asked Twitter about the craziest thing that's ever happened to them during sex and the responses are quite entertaining.
Whats the craziest thing that’s ever happened to you during sex???
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I’ll start, i want to ride the dick reverse cowgirl style & this mf grabs my foot & starts sucking while I’m riding. I was caught off guard like fuck
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@cynanii I was riding my ex’s dick and it slipped out and banged right back in into the wrong hole . My body went into shock from the pain . I curled up in the fetal position and started rocking back and forth . He asked me if he should call an ambulance and I was like nah gimme a sec .
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@cynanii My brother came home home and i had to sneak homeboy out so I gave him a bible and told him to pretend he was a Jehovah’s Witness 😫
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@cynanii My roommate walks in with her man while I’m getting head .. he pulls the cover over his head and keeps going like they wasn’t even there 🤷🏾♀️
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@cynanii i was going down on my girlfriend (we were at her moms house in the guest room because it was a party and we were all drunk so u know everybody split up) but her drunk aunt walks in while i’m chin deep and goes “oh this ain’t the right one... get that shit” sobered up stupid fast
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@cynanii We were high as fuck and we were doing it from the back and mid stroke he stops STILL INSIDE ME and goes “bruh whataburger would hit right now.” I looked back like ..... what
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@cynanii We were having sex on the bed my cat got on it and bit him
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@cynanii I just fell asleep while he was munching
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LOL pulled my tampon string out with his teeth https://t.co/JXaKVs4qXD
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@cynanii Cops knocked on my door when the neighbors called about a woman screaming in my apartment. My girlfriend had to tell them she was fine.
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@cynanii My wig fell 😩😩😩 he grabbed it, threw it across the room and kept going. My hair want even combed underneath. The embarrassment
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@cynanii I told my ex to “slap it” meaning my ass of course and I guess because he was holding a titty he thought that’s what I meant and slapped my chest a few times 🤦♀️
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@cynanii At the woman’s house around 1 am. Having sex & then we hear her bedroom door open & “mommy”. She gets up fast as hell & walks him back to his room. After she comes back we’re watching tv & the boy screams from his room “mommy”, “yes?”.....”I miss daddy.”
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@cynanii Dog threw up in the bed
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@cynanii My (ex) bf was going down on me and I reached down to ruffle his hair and poked him right in the eye
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@cynanii I was having sex on my first loves kitchen table and his moms car pulled up so we got up and got dressed. She proceeded to come in with a box of pizza and his 2 little sisters and we all sat down at that same table and ate the pie.
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@cynanii @slythuga Our nipple rings got stuck to each other and we couldn’t unhook them 😩 we had to call the homie downstairs to come up and help... after we figured out how to make it to the front door to let him in. We had a 6” height difference 😭 did I mention being in dorm like apartments 🤣