Mayonnaise Is Trash And Its Existence Is Unfortunate

It's like edible lotion.

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Someone once said, “Don’t hate on stuff you dislike, support the stuff you do like,” and I wholeheartedly agree with that notion. However, I’m going to make an exception for you, mayonnaise.

The same thing goes for mixing mayonnaise with ketchup to create a combo sauce. No, go away mayo. Your awfulness nearly trumps ketchup’s greatness. You’re trying to ride ketchup’s coattails to tasting decent. Sad!