1. Ugh, Fall was such a good show.
2. Faster planes, slower brains.
3. Almost doesn't sound real...
4. Water via bluetooth.
5. Did YOU read the whole article?
6. Tweetus deletus!
7. "MEET EATERS!!"
8. Eight gutter balls. One gullible.
9. Someone call Taylor Swift's employer.
10. This really tough guy on Twitter.
11. Blood drop-off bins.
12. Emma Watson is "9 feet tall."
13. "Liberals will never sees to amaze me!"
14. This person who missed the joke about Scarlett Johansson's role choices.
15. "Your FAKE NEWS."
16. Children's cartoons.
17. Realistic video games.
18. Sad!
19. Friggin' dumbocrats.
20. Getting those views.
21. "If you can't already tell the value of human life..."
22. C'mon, SeaWorld.
23. "I enlarged the photo."
24. This takes the cake.
25. The "flue."
26. Get real, man.
27. Ya snooze, ya lose, them's the rules.
