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[hiding my girlfriends Christmas present behind my back] remember how you said we were out of milk
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Netflix: Because you watched that one movie that had Christmas lights in the background of a scene, here are 37 Netflix original holiday movies you might enjoy...
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The most unbelievable part of any Christmas movie is that characters my age are homeowners
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Here’s a poem in the shape of a Christmas tree. It’s called ‘Needles’.
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43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree
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my neighbour bought a snow machine so his 1 year old granddaughter could experience a white christmas 😭
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Funny how this Target cashier says "Merry Christmas" like she's not going to see me 50 more times between now & then.
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I try my best to shop for Christmas presents then I see something and think you know who would like that??? Me
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if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it
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I’m starting to suspect the Christmas tradition of the kids cleaning the house for Santa while the parents nap is just something my parents made up.
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Friend opens Christmas present Me: It's a lie detector Friend: Oh... I love it Me: (whispering) we'll see
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for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas
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me: i wrote you a song, it's called 'rudolph the red nose reindeer' rudolph: it better not be about my nose me: rudolph: sing the song keith
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