25 Funny Tweets That Sum Up The Season Premiere Of "Big Brother 20"

    "JC and Sam the robot are my favorite duo in Big Brother history."

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    Friends: "Why do you like Big Brother so much?" Me: "It is the ultimate game of human chess. The strategy is fascinating to watch unfold." Friends: "Hey, we tuned in and right now a giant pig is vomiting in peoples' faces." Me: "....yeahhhhh....." #BB20

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    Interviewer: so what do you bring to the table? Me: #BB20

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    All of Winston’s thirsty stans when his entire intro was about how he loved guns. #BB20

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    “if anyone tries to flirt with me i’ll be suspicious” PHAT MOOD #bb20

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    Rockstar and Swaggy C...I'm calling y'all by the name your mama gave you. Angie and Chris #BB20

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    Houseguests with nicknames isn't a new thing. #BB20

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    #BB20 “SCOTTY’S NEVER BEEN KISSED!” Scotty:

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    ugh her mind is so powerful #BB20

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    BIG BROTHER, WE KNOW THESE HOUSEGUESTS ARE NOT BEING TELEPORTED!! #BB20

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    And if you don’t think Rockstar spent a summer teaching divination at Hogwarts, you’re crazy. #BB20

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    Tyler: Steve is staring at me funny Also Tyler: #BB20

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    Me and Scottie running from Rachel and her red aura #BB20

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    JC and Sam the robot are my favorite duo in Big Brother history. It isn't even close. #BB20

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    “Give Winston a chance.” I’m good luv, enjoy. #BB20

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    Omg it’s like that episode of Bob’s Burgers where Tina breaks her leg and can’t go to school so she’s a robot JUST LIKE THIS #BB20 https://t.co/JCeYn0iwP7

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    Swaggy C will not get Andrew'd. 🙏🏽 #PrayerCircle #BB20

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    Hope Sam makes it to the spelling veto, queen of spelling "eshouset" #bb20

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    the 2 most iconic puppet masters in BB history #BB20

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    Swaggy C has already played harder than most of #BB19 and it's been 6 hours. #BB20

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    It's 2018 and the robot is straight from 1981. Great job production. #BB20

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    me being a strategic mastermind and using my resources to win friends and make long-term allies #BB20

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    #bb20 houseguests ranked: 13. you 12. can’t 11. rank 10. them 9. because 8. it’s 7. way 6. too 5. early 4. in 3. the 2. game 1. Sam

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    Robot Sam tryna go up the stairs to talk to the HOH #bb20

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