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16 Fake Body Piercings Your Parents Won't Even Mind

May all your non-pierced dreams come true.

1. This enticing lip ring.

Just look how it makes dem lips POP.
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Just look how it makes dem lips POP.

2. This vibrant beaded septum ring.

When stunting is all you do. Available here.
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When stunting is all you do. Available here.

3. These magnetic plugs.

We're all grunge on the inside. Buy it here.

4. This faux minimalist conch ring.

As necessary as an LBD. Get it here.
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As necessary as an LBD. Get it here.

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5. This classic nose ring.

Because who needs the pain? Available here.

6. This barely noticeable ear climber.

OH look. You've just become the Athena you never knew you were. Buy it here.

7. This leafy ear piece.

Look at that dangle dazzle. Get it here.
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Look at that dangle dazzle. Get it here.

8. This oxidized metal cuff that's pure alt.

Kill them with a look.
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Kill them with a look.

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9. This geometric clip.

For the love of Euclid. Get it here.

10. This perched lil' tree frog.

Take your tree frog pal wherever.

11. This clear cartilage stud.

And it won't rip. Available here.

12. This ornate gold or silver septum clip.

Everyone can pull off a septum ring. That's a fact. Get it here.

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13. These bronze hammered ear climber.

The most gorgeous color to grace the planet. Buy it here.

14. These magnetic nose and cartilage studs.

You could even try placing these magnetic studs on other locations on your body. Available here.

15. This neon yellow lip twist.

Admit it. It's pretty sexy. And think, you can get this in ~peacock blue.~ Get it here.
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Admit it. It's pretty sexy. And think, you can get this in ~peacock blue.~ Get it here.

16. This classy AF rose gold conch.

Available here.

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