1. This pet pouch sweatshirt.

japantrendshop.com
Snugglesnugglesnuggle. Available here.
2. These adorable narwhal foot warmers.

modcloth.com
Get them here.
3. This ambiguous puppy-kitten heated mouse pad.

amazon.com
What is it?? Get it here.
4. This teddy bear mug warmer.

amazon.com
Buy it here.
5. This snug-as-a-mug sweater koozie.

modcloth.com
Sweaters on everything you own. This one is sold out but you can buy a similar one here.
6. This giant hedgehog FEET warmer.

luulla.com
Another excuse to never leave the house (your feet have fused together). These have sold out, but here are some excellent and toasty heated marshmallow slippers!
7. This hooded onesie that is the only winter outfit you'll ever need.

foreverlazy.com
Buy it here.
8. Or this one that comes with a butt flap.

thuggies.com
Comfortable and convenient. Available here.
10. These creature lights that'll cheer you up on dark and stormy nights.

modcloth.com
Get them here.
14. This sweater that'll convince you that you love the cold.

dentzdenim.com
Get it here.
15. Or this sweater that'll make winter your favorite season.

lookhuman.com
'Cause, like, nobody will bother you. Retreat further into your comfcove. Get it here.
16. This Pusheen the Cat hoodie.

heychickadee.com
Turn into a cat and people will give you, like, chocolate chip cookies and steamed milk! So much warmth!! Get it here.
18. This off-shoulder blanket-wrapping sweater.

cupshe.com
Available here.