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27 Things Every Hangry Person Has Secretly Done

The fact that you're not dead and have made yourself a sandwich is a miracle.

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1. Eaten straight out of the pan, because washing requires effort:

2. Or right off the cutting board:

3. Eaten cereal out of a milk carton while it was in the final stretch:

4. Or made yourself a bowl out of aluminum foil:

5. Heated or cooked things in the microwave on a paper towel:

6. Served food on top of your Tupperware because BOOM! leftovers:

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7. At least two or three times a week, slapped cheese on carbs and called it a meal:

8. Ate things that were only arguably "food" when there was nothing left in the house:

9. Ate a ~balanced~ meal of an energy bar and...plain leaves.

Protein AND greens!
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Protein AND greens!

10. Relied on your stash of holiday candy to sustain yourself:

11. Ended a call with someone because they wouldn't bring or make food for you:

12. Sent out not-so-subtle pleas to everyone on Snapchat:

13. Cooked your entire meal in a muffin tin:

But see, sometimes laziness produces bursts of ingenuity.
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But see, sometimes laziness produces bursts of ingenuity.

14. Eaten the ingredients before they made it to the stove:

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15. Gradually transferred the entire contents of your kitchen to your bedroom:

16. Diversified your plate with every type of brown-colored food:

Green? Yellow? Red?? What good is a rainbow when there isn't chocolate?
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Green? Yellow? Red?? What good is a rainbow when there isn't chocolate?

17. Turned cookies into cereal when the cereal ran out:

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18. Ate dessert for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, because it's the only thing you consistently buy:

19. Done some risqué stuff to get food to show up at your door:

20. Figured out all the ways you could transport food with other foods:

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21. Built yourself a snack empire in your room to last weeks:

22. If you're a vegetarian, ate these two greens literally every night:

23. Made it as easy as possible to heat up and eat your leftovers:

24. Warmed up your food with a hair dryer:

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25. Piled junk food on bread and ate it like a sandwich:

26. Tried to send your spirit to get food when the rest of you couldn't:

27. Slowly perished as your body withered from sloth:

The deadliest of the sins.

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