11 Totally Pointless Apps You Need In Your Life

Dreams begin and end with blowing a trumpet in Trump's face.

1. Trump Dump

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Spend all your precious time taking a dump on Trump.

2. Bernie Sandwiches

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Believe it or not, this game is actually pretty hard. I only had eight sandwiches to feed Bernie.

3. Trump Yo' Self

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4. Or Bernie Selfie

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Dem cherries are FEELIN' the Bern.

5. Avoid Hillary

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Avoid Hillary? It's more like doing the JITTERBUG with really happy, laughing Hillaries.

6. Floppy Candidate

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Rolling Drumpf heads!!

7. Donald Trumpet

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It almost gives you the satisfaction of doing this IRL.

8. Campaign Run

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9. Sanders or Trump

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Hopefully this won't be you at the polls. Beat my score.

10. Donald Trump's Epic Trip

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Trip Trump.

11. Election NF 2016 News

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I guess since you made it this far, it wouldn't hurt to familiarize yourself with some quality U.S. entertainment.

For Android here, iPhone here.