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23 Tips That'll Trick Others Into Thinking You're A Chef

You might even find yourself on the next episode of Chopped.

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1. Make sure all ingredients in your grilled cheese are at room temp before cooking.

Butter your bread with softened butter so it's easier to spread on the bread before cooking. Then use room-temperature cheese because it'll melt more evenly and you won't run into the problem of burning your bread. It's pretty simple, but here's a beautifully detailed argument for using room-temperature cheese and butter to make the perfect grilled cheese.


5. Choose Kosher salt or sea salt over table salt.

The main difference between kosher salt and sea salt is size: Kosher is less processed and therefore has bigger crystals. For a wicked flavor in your meats, use sea salt because the large crystals improve texture and taste. However, for most cases, kosher salt works best because it's flakier than table salt, which makes it easier to control. Plus, it's much cheaper than sea salt.

6. Before adding juicy vegetables to a salad, lightly salt them to brighten the taste of the salad without making it "salty."

Salt will bring out the excess water in your vegetables, which helps them stay crunchy — and a good salad is 100% crunch, 0% sogginess.


7. Tenderize your meat using the velveting method, which involves egg whites and cornstarch.

Coating meat slices in cornstarch and egg whites gives them a really silky texture that's never too tough or too dry. By preserving the moisture on the outside of the meat, they keep the temperature down and reduce your chances of burning or over-cooking the meat. You can also add rice vinegar or rice wine to bring out extra flavor. Instructions here.

8. To bake the perfect cake without a recipe, make the weight of the sugar equal to the flour, and the eggs equal to the fat.

Remember, this rule pertains to weight, not volume. For eggs and fat, the ratio doesn't need to be exact, but stay within a 20% difference (YAY math). Here's a great kitchen scale to make this easier, and you can read more about the science behind the perfect cake here.

10. Add a spoonful of peanut butter or mustard to round out the flavors in sauces and stew-like dishes.

Try adding a dab of mustard to your mac and cheese to give it a real kick. For peanut butter (of course be mindful of allergies), add some to thicken your stews, giving them a delicious layer of mystery.


15. Pour a little vodka into your pie dough to make your crust extra flaky.

Vodka is 60% water, 40% ethanol, so you can add more liquid to help you work with the dough since water toughens the dough. Most of the alcohol gets cooked off, so your pie won't taste like vodka, but it will be so flaky and so tender you'll cry (maybe die). If you're feeling adventurous, try using other alcohols for specific kinds of pie, like brandy for pumpkin pie. Here's a recipe for a regular vodka-infused pie crust.

16. To make buttery and flaky pastries, use cold ingredients.

Not only should you use cold butter, but also cold flour and cold sugar to prevent the butter from melting before going into the oven. Make sure to use cold water as well, since this inhibits gluten development (which hardens the dough). Here's a great breakdown and also recipe for the perfect pastry dough.


19. To get a really crisp cut of meat, try these steps: salt, rinse, dry, and sear on high heat.

The heavier salting, rinsing, and drying all help remove the moisture from the outer surface of the meat, which makes the crust insanely crunchy. You should also use kosher salt so the meat doesn't absorb too much salt. Here's a full breakdown of how you should salt your steaks to make them so high-class everybody will think you went filet mignon on them.

21. You can also use baking soda to tenderize meat.

Baking soda raises the alkalinity of the meat, making it more resistant to stiffening while cooking. However, because it leaves a strong taste, you need to more careful with how much and how long you use it. If you're only using baking soda, don't marinate for longer than 15 minutes. Or, you can add lemon or lime juice to offset the taste of baking soda.

22. Keep your knives sharp by cleaning and storing them correctly.

It's also better to use a wooden cutting board, because this does the least damage to the knife's edge. You should clean your knives by hand-washing them. Never throw them in the dishwasher and don't soak them for a long period of time. As for storing them, you should keep them in a wood block, which prevents them from dulling.

23. Match the temperature of your plates to the temperature of your food.

Have you ever made hot food for a lot of people only to have it cool immediately after serving it? Warming or cooling your dinnerware definitely upgrades the eating experience. And while you don't have to do it every time, it's a nice touch when you have guests over. Warm up your plates by putting them in the oven at 200 degrees for 5 minutes and cool them by placing them in the fridge for 20 minutes or less.