23 Products That'll Help You Be An Actual Adult

Because your dirty laundry won't wash itself.

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1. This dumbbell alarm clock ($20).

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You have to do 30 curls before the alarm shuts off. Get up and get swole. Buy it here.

2. This calendar memo tape ($3).

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This way, your to-do lists don't accidentally get swept away into the trash can. Buy it here.

3. This motivational laundry bag ($30).

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But seriously. When the going gets rough, this thing keeps it real. Get it here.

4. This coffee mug with a real time thermometer ($25).

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Know exactly when you should drink your steamy liquids because as an adult, your mouth shouldn't ever play victim to the fury of scorching hot coffee. Get it here.

5. This grocery bag ($17).

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Buy! Food! That! You! Can! COOK! Get it here.

6. These urgent sticky notes ($7).

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Using curse words makes you more productive. Really. Get it here.

7. These motivational notebooks ($10).

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Same reasoning. Get it here.

8. A miracle laundry folder ($25).

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It's time to graduate from forming 'organized' piles of loose clothing. Available here.

9. This doorganizer that'll ensure that you'll never be keyless again ($15).

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Available here.

10. This bathroom brain exerciser ($3).

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Much more enlightening than scrolling through Tinder...or Instagram...or whatever. Get it here.

11. These pillows that you can write notes on ($50).

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Available here.

12. These napkins that'll help you eat healthier ($24).

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(maybe). Or when you invite friends over, serve them healthy foods that they won't dare complain about.

13. This "drink water" sticker gadget ($18).

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If you haven’t had any water in over 30 minutes, the sticker will buzz and a red light will flash every 3 minutes. Think about how useful this would be when you get a little too turnt. STAY HYDRATED folks. Available here.

14. This ring bottle opener ($5).

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So you always have one on you and so you're not smashing the bottle against the table when you've already made your way through a couple of drinks. Get it here.

15. This take-out-the-trash trashcan ($5).

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Take it out. Take yo dirty takeout OUT. Available here.

16. These inspirational pillows for when you wake up at 5 AM with the intention to ~exercise~ ($97).

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Or hit your roommate in the face with it if you both have goals to work out in the morning. Get it here.

17. This toothbrush with an eco-friendly reminder ($7).

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Nope, you're not a kid who can get away with letting the faucet run while brushing your teeth anymore. Get it here.

18. This notepad that has high goals ($5).

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More feelings of accomplishment encourages more instances of accomplishment. Truth. Get it here.

19. This voice reminder pill box ($16).

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Whether its vitamins or medication, this 'lil box will keep you on track and stress-free. Buy it here.

20. This suction mug that's adamant that it won't spill over ($30).

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Life is hard. Spilling hot liquids is a terrible gripe that no one should have to experience. Available here.

21. This magnetic canvas ($179).

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Yay to not losing important shit ever again! Buy it here.

22. These imperative towels that care about your health ($18).

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Especially since bacon is in deep trouble now. Get it here.

23. This chalkboard pad that lets you record your thoughts without wasting paper ($50).

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The adult upgrade to ~fancy.~ Available here.