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    I Tried Wedgie Jeans So You Don't Have To

    1,000 butt pics ahead.

    So, here's the deal: Levi's just launched new jeans for women that give you a permanent wedgie.

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    Like, on purpose.

    The "Wedgie" jean (yes, that's what it's actually called) "accentuates the waist and fits snug through the hips — designed to highlight a woman's curves," according to Levi's.

    http://www.levi.com/US/en_US/p/228610003
    http://www.levi.com/US/en_US/p/228610003

    "The back pockets are slightly tilted inwards to give women that perfectly round derrière that vintage Levi's styles achieve so well."

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    Ooohhh, and there's an apple on the bottom I GET ITTTAASKJDAHjshdf

    But the thing is, how would a perma-wedgie jean look and feel IRL?

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    Especially on someone who has bigger, um, ~assets~ than the model pictured.

    Well, I got my hands on a pair to find outttt.

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    Thanks, Levi's!

    After asking/forcing my boyfriend to take pics of me, they looked pretty standard from the front: high-waisted and fitted through the legs with frayed bottoms.

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    And the back definitely delivered on their "LOOK @ MY BUTT" mission statement.

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    Maybe even 2 much?

    But man, just doing a slight lunge made my entire vag light on fire.

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    That crotch is tight AF considering they are 100% cotton with no stretch.

    I mean, hi, this is what I was dealing with.

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    *cue Sum 41's "In Too Deep"*

    And just trying to sit down was truly a trip to hell and back...

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    Talk about severe crotchal constraints.

    ...Mostly for my butthole. :(

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    This isn't me, but a very brave man.

    The bottom (heh) line? They definitely delivered on their wedgie promise.

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    But you might need to give your crotch a quick breather throughout the day just for, like, good measure.*

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    *Future potential vag probs.

    You can swipe a pair for $88, if you're into ’em.

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    Or not. I don't care!

    Either way, let's hear it for butts.

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