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I Tried Wedgie Jeans So You Don't Have To

1,000 butt pics ahead.

So, here's the deal: Levi's just launched new jeans for women that give you a permanent wedgie.

Like, on purpose.
Levi's

Like, on purpose.

The "Wedgie" jean (yes, that's what it's actually called) "accentuates the waist and fits snug through the hips — designed to highlight a woman's curves," according to Levi's.

http://www.levi.com/US/en_US/p/228610003
http://www.levi.com/US/en_US/p/228610003

"The back pockets are slightly tilted inwards to give women that perfectly round derrière that vintage Levi's styles achieve so well."

Ooohhh, and there's an apple on the bottom I GET ITTTAASKJDAHjshdf
Levi's

Ooohhh, and there's an apple on the bottom I GET ITTTAASKJDAHjshdf

But the thing is, how would a perma-wedgie jean look and feel IRL?

Especially on someone who has bigger, um, ~assets~ than the model pictured.
Levi's / Via levi.com

Especially on someone who has bigger, um, ~assets~ than the model pictured.

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Well, I got my hands on a pair to find outttt.

Thanks, Levi's!
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Thanks, Levi's!

After asking/forcing my boyfriend to take pics of me, they looked pretty standard from the front: high-waisted and fitted through the legs with frayed bottoms.

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And the back definitely delivered on their "LOOK @ MY BUTT" mission statement.

Maybe even 2 much?
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Maybe even 2 much?

But man, just doing a slight lunge made my entire vag light on fire.

That crotch is tight AF considering they are 100% cotton with no stretch.
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That crotch is tight AF considering they are 100% cotton with no stretch.

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I mean, hi, this is what I was dealing with.

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*cue Sum 41's "In Too Deep"*

And just trying to sit down was truly a trip to hell and back...

Talk about severe crotchal constraints.
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Talk about severe crotchal constraints.

...Mostly for my butthole. :(

This isn't me, but a very brave man.
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This isn't me, but a very brave man.

The bottom (heh) line? They definitely delivered on their wedgie promise.

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But you might need to give your crotch a quick breather throughout the day just for, like, good measure.*

*Future potential vag probs.
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*Future potential vag probs.

You can swipe a pair for $88, if you're into ’em.

Levi's
Levi's

Or not. I don't care!

Either way, let's hear it for butts.

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