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    Updated on Oct 2, 2018. Posted on May 19, 2016

    We Need To Talk About These Penis-Shaped Lipsticks

    More like lipdicks, amirite?

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    Guys, we need to talk about these lipsticks that popped up in my Instagram feed last night. LOOK. AT. THEM.

    @prozac_morris / Via instagram.com

    Hehe, popped up.

    THEY ARE PERFECT LIL' VEINY LIPSTICKS, ER, LIPDICKS IN A MULTITUDE OF WEEN SHADES.

    @prozac_morris / Via instagram.com

    I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT.

    Some even have a ~touch~ of shimmer.

    @trailerswift / Via instagram.com

    Beautiful.

    But obvi I needed to know more info.

    @cosmobyjessandtay / Via instagram.com

    So I put on my investigative journalism hat (aka used Google) and found out that you can buy these Mushroom Penis Lipsticks in a pack of 12 on Amazon for $18.

    Amazon / Via amazon.com

    Their colors range from "creamy pinks" (ew) to "opal rouge," and each lipstick is "complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head," according to the product description.

    @grownfolkparty / Via instagram.com

    And TBH, the reviews are the best part...

    Amazon / Via amazon.com

    "Her fave colour is hooker red."

    ...to find out if they ~sucked~ or not.

    Amazon / Via amazon.com

    I HAD TO.

    And listen, I know it's not everyone's ~taste~...

    @yelato / Via instagram.com

    I CANNOT STOP HELP

    ...but lipdicks are here 2 stay, bbs.

    @drac_makens / Via instagram.com

    *blows kiss*