1. Arrive one hour early to your appointment. NBA TV / Via instagram.com 2. Hover over your hair-stylist's chair silently until they are ready. @jae_lace / Via instagram.com 3. Mention how long you've gone without a shower right before they touch your hair. VARA / Via instagram.com 4. Lie about your previous coloring experiences. Universal Television / Via yelp.com Advertisement 5. Try to go blonde on your own, and then ask them to fix it. @ambeeezy89 / Via instagram.com 6. Compare their hair-cutting skills to random people on the internet. Bravo / Via instagram.com 7. Take selfies during the entire haircut. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @frank_thebarber 8. Actually, just never stop moving around. @trinitysalonclt / Via instagram.com Advertisement 9. Ask how your color looks while it's soaking wet. @behindthechair_com / Via instagram.com 10. Try to get the absolute most out of your already-discounted salon visit. @behindthechair_com / Via instagram.com 11. Say you just need a trim when clearly you need a real haircut. LongHairDivas / Via instagram.com 12. Never close your eyes while getting your hair rinsed. Ever. @behindthechair_com / Via instagram.com Extra points if you don't blink. Advertisement 13. Change your hair color dramatically every time you visit the salon. E! / Via instagram.com 14. Wear the most inconvenient outfit. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @colorloungesalon 15. Really express how ~arousing~ their shampoo skills are. 20th Century Fox / Via instagram.com 16. Ask for the impossible. Bravo / Via instagram.com 17. When they're done styling your hair, ask them for a cheaper alternative to every product they used. @behindthechair_com / Via instagram.com Share On facebook Share On facebook Share On vk Share On vk Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share On email Share On email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Omg It's Prime Day!