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17 Foolproof Ways To Piss Off Your Hairstylist

When they start cutting your hair, whisper, "That's not how they did it on YouTube."

1. Arrive one hour early to your appointment.

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2. Hover over your hair-stylist's chair silently until they are ready.

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3. Mention how long you've gone without a shower right before they touch your hair.

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4. Lie about your previous coloring experiences.

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5. Try to go blonde on your own, and then ask them to fix it.

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6. Compare their hair-cutting skills to random people on the internet.

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7. Take selfies during the entire haircut.

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8. Actually, just never stop moving around.

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9. Ask how your color looks while it's soaking wet.

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10. Try to get the absolute most out of your already-discounted salon visit.

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11. Say you just need a trim when clearly you need a real haircut.

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12. Never close your eyes while getting your hair rinsed. Ever.

Extra points if you don't blink.
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Extra points if you don't blink.

13. Change your hair color dramatically every time you visit the salon.

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14. Wear the most inconvenient outfit.

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15. Really express how ~arousing~ their shampoo skills are.

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16. Ask for the impossible.

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17. When they're done styling your hair, ask them for a cheaper alternative to every product they used.

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