If Nail Polish Colors Were Named Honestly

“Oooh, I’ll take Dead Minion on my toes!”

1. Rimmel London’s “Burgundy Flirt”

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2. Rainbow Polish’s “Monarch”

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3. Sinful Colors’ “Snow Me White”

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4. Zoya’s “Coco”

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5. Essie’s “Chinchilly”

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6. Sally Hansen’s “Clear’d for Takeoff”

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7. Zoya’s “Emilia”

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8. Essie’s “Waltz”

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9. Color Club’s “Turn the Other Cheek”

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10. China Glaze’s “Faith”

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11. OPI’s “Samoan Sand”

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12. OPI’s “I Just Can’t Cope-Acabana”

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