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6 Alcoholic Beverages Based On Kim Kardashian's Papercut

Ever since being horribly disfigured by the sharp edge of an envelope, the world is abuzz with Kim Kardashian papercut fandomonium! Here are the 6 best drinks based on the grisly ordeal.

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The Bloody Dash



1 quart of tomato juice

2 1/2 cups Smirnoff Vodka

1 tablespoon horseradish

1/4 cup worcestershire sauce

1/4 cup lime juice

1 teaspoon Tobasco

1 stalk celery

1 slice of jalapeno pepper

Just a DASH of celery salt (see what I did there?)

Daddy Robert's Hush Slush



1 cup tomato juice

3 oz. O.J.

4 oz. tequila

1 teaspoon tobasco

1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce

4 jalapeno peppers


Freeze in an unsealed container until ice crystals form.