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6 Alcoholic Beverages Based On Kim Kardashian's Papercut

Ever since being horribly disfigured by the sharp edge of an envelope, the world is abuzz with Kim Kardashian papercut fandomonium! Here are the 6 best drinks based on the grisly ordeal.

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The Bloody Dash

Ingredients1 quart of tomato juice2 1/2 cups Smirnoff Vodka1 tablespoon horseradish1/4 cup worcestershire sauce1/4 cup lime juice1 teaspoon Tobasco1 stalk celery1 slice of jalapeno pepperJust a DASH of celery salt (see what I did there?)
Via overthehillandonaroll.com

Ingredients

1 quart of tomato juice

2 1/2 cups Smirnoff Vodka

1 tablespoon horseradish

1/4 cup worcestershire sauce

1/4 cup lime juice

1 teaspoon Tobasco

1 stalk celery

1 slice of jalapeno pepper

Just a DASH of celery salt (see what I did there?)

The Red-Eyed Kim

Ingredients1 Cup Red Eye Bloody Mary Mix2 Cups Silverwolf Vodka1 stalk of celery1 lime wedge
Via drinktechnology.com

Ingredients

1 Cup Red Eye Bloody Mary Mix

2 Cups Silverwolf Vodka

1 stalk of celery

1 lime wedge

Daddy Robert's Hush Slush

Ingredients1 cup tomato juice3 oz. O.J.4 oz. tequila1 teaspoon tobasco1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce4 jalapeno peppersdirectionsFreeze in an unsealed container until ice crystals form.
Via www2.worldpub.net

Ingredients

1 cup tomato juice

3 oz. O.J.

4 oz. tequila

1 teaspoon tobasco

1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce

4 jalapeno peppers

directions

Freeze in an unsealed container until ice crystals form.

Bloody Lady Finger Licker

Ingredients1/2 cup vodka1 teaspoon chopped cilantro1 1/3 cup tomato juice1/2 cup lemon juice1 teaspoon worchestershire sauceA dash of celery salt1 piece of pickled okra1 lemon wedge
Via myrecipes.com

Ingredients

1/2 cup vodka

1 teaspoon chopped cilantro

1 1/3 cup tomato juice

1/2 cup lemon juice

1 teaspoon worchestershire sauce

A dash of celery salt

1 piece of pickled okra

1 lemon wedge

The Hyperbolic Headshaker

Ingredients1 cup vodka1/2 cup gin1/4 cup Clamato1 teaspoon tabascoA dash of celery seed1 tablespoon lime juicecelery stalk
Via denachofood.com

Ingredients

1 cup vodka

1/2 cup gin

1/4 cup Clamato

1 teaspoon tabasco

A dash of celery seed

1 tablespoon lime juice

celery stalk

The Kim Kardashian Headline

Ingredients1 bottle of Cristal champagne5 fancy ketchup packets1 rock of crack cocaineA heaping helping of self-loathingAnd finally, sleep.
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Ingredients

1 bottle of Cristal champagne

5 fancy ketchup packets

1 rock of crack cocaine

A heaping helping of self-loathing

And finally, sleep.

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