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How Good Is Your Bathroom Etiquette?

Kindness is contagious. But so are other things in there.

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  1. Stay vigilant.

    Which of these describe you?

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    I wash my hands before, regularly.
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    I wash my hands after, regularly.
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    I wash someone else’s hands, regularly.
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    I’ve never pranked my neighbors in the bathroom.
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    I’ve never pranked my neighbors with Nutella in the bathroom.
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    I’ve never used my neighbor’s bathroom as a prank.
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    I’ve never used my neighbor’s Nutella in their bathroom, especially for pranks.
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    I bring my own reading materials to the bathroom.
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    I place reading materials back where I found them in the bathroom.
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    I don’t steal reading materials from the bathroom.
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    I have put stolen reading materials back in bathrooms, when I’ve found them.
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    I have not clipped my nails in public stalls.
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    I have clipped my nails over a trash can.
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    I have picked up my loose nail clippings.
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    I have picked up my loose nails after they spilled from my toolbox.
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    I have placed my toolbox outside the bathroom (unless fixing the bathroom).
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    I have used my tools in the bathroom to fix the bathroom.
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    I’ve kept my shoes on in the bathroom.
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    I’ve kept my shoes on in my stall in the bathroom.
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    I’ve stalled people when they’ve asked to borrow my shoes in the bathroom.
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    I wipe the seat before I sit down.
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    I sometimes put down a paper toilet seat cover before I take a seat.
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    I sometimes put down a lining of TP before I take a seat.
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    I sometimes put down TP on top of a paper toilet seat cover before I take a seat.
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    I raise the seat if I’m standing (you know, as a man).
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    I raise the seat if I’m standing (you know, as gender equality).
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    I put the seat back down when I’m done.
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    I wipe the seat when I’m done.
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    I wipe my seat when I’m done.
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    I’ve never struck up a stall conversation (except in emergencies).
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    I’m not a cheerleader in the bathroom.
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    Well, I’m my only cheerleader in my own head in the bathroom.
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    I’ve silently passed squares when a neighbor was in crisis.
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    I put the lid down before I flushed.
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    I’ve replaced missing TP holders.
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    I’ve replaced empty TP rolls on TP holders.
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    I’ve brought in any spare TP I could find.
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    I’ve brought in a whole new roll of TP.
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    I’ve left the bread rolls in the kitchen.
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    Actually, I’ve always left all the food I plan on eating in the kitchen.

Image via shutterstock, but(t) this would be a good place for a s--tterstock joke, ha ha ha

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