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Which Monroe Hoe Should You Date?

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  1. What have you been binge watching lately?

    You know it's real when Netflix asks you if you're still watching

    You know it's real when Netflix asks you if you're still watching

    The Flash
    The Flash
    Grey's Anatomy
    Grey's Anatomy
    Animal Planet
    Animal Planet
  2. What's your go-to drunchie??

    The calories don't count if you can't remember them

    The calories don't count if you can't remember them

    Two Guys (#RIP)
    Two Guys (#RIP)
    Christians
    Christians
    Marco & Lucas
    Marco & Lucas
  3. Which school is the sexiest?

    Note that Comm is not a choice

    Note that Comm is not a choice

    Curry
    Curry
    The College
    The College
    Engineering
    Engineering
  4. 3pm. Hunger Strikes. What do you eat?

    Pretzels & Hummus
    Pretzels & Hummus
    Ragu, straight out of the jar. You have no shame or self-worth.
    Ragu, straight out of the jar. You have no shame or self-worth.
    Chips & Salsa
    Chips & Salsa
  5. Which of these are you most likely to say?

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    "It's so easy to forget to starve yourself"
    "I just keep hooking up with older men"
    "I represent dining halls everywhere"
    "Grind on me. I will remove your butt cheeks one at a time"
    "Irish Catholic in the streets, Italian Catholic in the sheets"
    "YAASS, this is my FAVORITE SONG" (for every song that plays at Survivor Hour)
  6. How are you pregaming?

    (There's no wrong answer here) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF

    (There's no wrong answer here)

    GAMES
    GAMES
    A shot of something classy
    A shot of something classy
    It doesn't really matter because you pregamed the pregame
    It doesn't really matter because you pregamed the pregame

Which Monroe Hoe Should You Date?

You got: Chris

You crave pizza almost as much as you crave attention. You can't stop won't stop dancing and the last time you counted drinks was at your Sweet 16. Get rekt.

Chris
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You got: Michael

You're an adolescent trapped in the body of a grown man, and you'll never find anyone that treats you better than you.

Michael
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You got: Nicole

You're the opposite of a cougar, and you keep the boys on a short leash (literally and figuratively). Please, just for the love of God, be careful tonight.

Nicole
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