Paid PostPosted on Apr 18, 201812 Signs You Need To Save Yourself From YourselfFind out if your healthy habits are limiting you too much and set your desserts free with Chilly Cow, a delicious ice cream option as creamy as it is protein-packed.by Chilly CowBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You pregame hot yoga with a quick bit of vinyasa yoga. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO We for sure understand that your soul needs cleansing every now and then. But, like...your soul can't be that dirty, can it? 2. Your idea of "dessert" is an apple. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC Listen, we love fruit. We just feel like every single one ever should be consumed as part of a pie. 3. Your streaming queue is filled with a bunch of documentaries about veganism. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Sony Pictures Classics Veganism is totally fab! Five separate docu-series with the same holistic witch doctor extolling the virtues of a meatless lifestyle? Honey, that is not! 4. You always smuggle your own snacks* into the movies. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS *Vegetables — raw and cold vegetables. 5. You've managed to expense at least one workout class a month on your company as “networking.” Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Viceland We're all about free networking! It's just that usually there are more snacks involved. 6. You've forgotten what it's like to wake up after 7 a.m. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Lifetime Kudos to you for rising before the sun! But you deserve to snooze, sweetie! 7. And your current "read" is just an updated schedule of your gym's group fitness classes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TriStar Pictures Ain't no film adaptation coming from that dry bit of nonfiction! 8. You're far better at wielding foam rollers than hair rollers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Logo Hair care is self-care! 9. Your closet looks like a cartoon character's in that it's literally just 42 different kinds of athleisure getups. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Should you wear your black stretch pants with your onyx tank or your charcoal shorts with your dark gray tee? Regardless, you're working that runway*.*Treadmill. 10. Your local juice bar has your order memorized. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF TriStar Pictures And you wish, for once, they'd just forget it and accidentally hand you a milkshake. 11. You have more than one fitness-tracking gadget on you at all times because you want to get a "second opinion." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF VH1 Trust that fab intuition of yours, henny! 12. You've begun screaming affirmations louder than your spin instructor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix Rosie the Riveter wasn't referring to your 10 a.m. party ride class when she said "you can do it." Because Chilly Cow is both amazingly tasty and has less calories than regular ice cream, you can say "oui" to your new fave treat — and "au revoir" to your sad snacks!