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Which 4th Floor Man Of Stanford Should You Date?

Which man are you spiritually connected to?

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  1. How do you like to workout?

    Every day is leg day
    A nice run on the treadmill
    Have you seen my tennis belt?
    2K
    I don't
    A balanced workout
  2. Do you like a man with an accent?

    Southern all the way, baby
    A sophisticated Long Island accent, please
    Anything foreign
    Please only speak in Crossfit terms
    Very midwestern.
    Sound like you're always on LSD
  3. Which member of the family are you?

    Underachieving twin
    Dad
    Creepy uncle
    Crazy aunt
    Weird younger cousin
    The golden child
    That one distant cousin that everyone knows exists, but doesn't acknowledge
  4. What's your proudest achievement?

    2380
    Your heavy metal radio show
    Going to public school
    2K
    Winning you high school state basketball championship
    Not making it to pirate dance
  5. Would you disrespect the futon?

    I have
    I defiled it
    No, it's mine, stop using it
    Yes, because it's mine
    I've played some dirty games of 2K on it
    I've slept on it whilst mine was being defiled
  6. Pick a sport

    2K
    Basketball
    Tennis
    Crew
    Lacrosse
    Electric guitar
  7. Pick a musical

    Phantom of the Opera
    The Little Mermaid
    I don't attend musicals, I go to the opera
    Frozen
    High School Musical
    "Cahledge" the musical
  8. Who's your celebrity crush?

    Not Beyonce
    Serena Williams
    Meryl Streep
    Dwayne "the rock" Johnson
    Luigi
    Beyonce
  9. Which Notre Dame figure do you identify with?

    Father Jenkins
    Lou Holtz
    Kevin Angell
    Basil Moreau
    The leprechaun
    David Seo
  10. Which Notre Dame female is your spirit animal?

    Annie
    Annie
    Lily
    Lily
    Caroline
    Caroline
    Sarah
    Sarah
    Zach
    Zach
    Mary
    Mary
  11. What turns you on?

    Slapping Lily/being slapped/Phil Collins
    Pirate costumes
    Hendrix
    2K
    Crossfit instructers
    Intelligence
  12. What alcohol are you?

    Bud light lime
    Bud light
    Wine
    Malibu
    Weed
    Frozen beer
  13. What's your ideal date?

    2K
    Crossfit
    A nice dinner and room at the Morris Inn
    Yam picking
    Wine tasting
    A heavy metal concert

Which 4th Floor Man Of Stanford Should You Date?

You got: Dominic Ferrante

You should date Dom! Fresh off the boat from Alabama, Dom really brings something to the party. You will spend your days going to heavy metal concerts, listen to radio shows, and I hope you bring your Make America Great Again hat! If you're truly the one, he may include you in his selfie singing Snapchat stories.

Dominic Ferrante
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You got: Tyler DuPont

You should date Tyler, the Bitch Lord of Northport. You'll never be lacking in fine wine and cheese, or in Vineyard Vines apparel. He'll take you to the Cayman Islands, if you're lucky.

Tyler DuPont
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You got: Mark Beach

You should date Mark! You must be into lax bros, because he is definitely not going to disappoint. He's best friends with Lou Holtz, and maybe he'll introduce you.

Mark Beach
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You got: Joey Blajda

I'm sorry. Have a day!

Joey Blajda
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You got: David Seo

You should date David! You've really got a winner here, a man of LA, he'll take you to Nobu and Korean barbecue. Always be ready for odd questions.

David Seo
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You got: John Schappert

You should date John! He's STEM, so you've got a man going far in life! I hope you like 2K. You can walk down the aisle to "John 2K Rage." He'll always be there to hold your hand.

John Schappert
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