1.
Everyone goes to the beach to surf.
2.
No one owns winter clothes.
3.
Public transportation is nonexistent.
4.
All the trees are palm trees.
5.
People from the Valley love your valley girl impression.
6.
People from Los Angeles only care about their appearance.
7.
The workday is noon to 1 p.m.
8.
People don't read books.
9.
Every conversation is about freeways.
10.
"Cali" is an appropriate abbreviation.
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