1.
You feel like a damn hero when you take your recycling out on time.
2.
There's actual food in your refrigerator.
3.
You make regular doctor and dentist appointments.
4.
You can resist the urge to contact your ex.
5.
You buy your furniture from actual furniture stores.
6.
You don't have a minor heart attack when you receive a bill in the mail.
7.
You can do basic car maintenance.
8.
You give people real gifts.
9.
You get your "dry clean only" things dry-cleaned.
10.
You have a gym membership.
11.
You own a car you're not embarrassed to valet.
