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11 Signs You're Killing This Whole Mature-ish Thing

Your hands must hurt from all those high fives you give.

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1. You feel like a damn hero when you take your recycling out on time.

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Honestly, someone should just give you a medal.

2. There's actual food in your refrigerator.

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If you have cake for breakfast, it's not because it's all you had but because you wanted cake.

3. You make regular doctor and dentist appointments.

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C'mon, with all this breakfast cake, you kind of have to.

4. You can resist the urge to contact your ex.

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And the urge to let them know you're resisting the urge to contact them.

5. You buy your furniture from actual furniture stores.

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No more curb couches for you!

6. You don't have a minor heart attack when you receive a bill in the mail.

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Because you've learned that hiding from them does not make them go away.

7. You can do basic car maintenance.

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That doesn't mean getting it washed.

8. You give people real gifts.

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And by real, we mean not gift cards or regifts.

9. You get your "dry clean only" things dry-cleaned.

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And you thoroughly enjoy casually mentioning to anyone and everyone that you have to go pick up your dry cleaning.

10. You have a gym membership.

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You even use it sometimes.

11. You own a car you're not embarrassed to valet.

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That's right — you go to places that VALET.

Reclaim your "ish" with Chevrolet Cruze, the car for the mature-ish.