1. How you sound on that super high note that you'd never try around others.
2. How much you enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror.
3. Where everything you've ever owned has gone missing.
4. Which songs you put on those mixed CDs.
5. How you handle it when someone else takes your favorite parking spot.
6. Why you have so many singles.
7. How often you escape in the middle of the night for tacos.
8. How the car ride smells the morning after you escape in the middle of the night for tacos.
9. How many other guys you're dating.
"I'm just giving them a test ride."