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12 Signs That Your Carpool Isn't Working Out

Sometimes sharing isn't caring. But get yourself into a new 2014 Chevrolet Sonic or Spark, and you'll be free of the dreaded carpool.

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1. When you say "8:30," everyone else hears "8:45."

2. The only genre of music you know anymore is "soft rock."

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"Oh. Rod Stewart again."

3. Your hips need chiropractic realignment.

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4. You're deaf in one ear.

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Because Greg has strong political beliefs.

5. Other people get in the way of your morning selfies.

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6. You know the secret nickname that Karen's boyfriend has for her.

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Because Karen doesn't know how to turn the speaker down on her phone.

7. Every single one of your cup holders has fast food cups in them.

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8. You snap awake every time your head hits the pillow.

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Because Caroline screamed that one time you dozed off on her.

9. You carry air freshener around as if it were mace.

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Because of Clint. Thanks, Clint.

10. You don't ask follow-up questions when someone says they need to pull over.

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11. You think public transit sounds "exciting."

12. And you picture this every time someone says, "Let's carpool!"

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