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12 Signs You Treat Your Car Better Than You Treat Yourself

You can't love another until you learn to love yourself. Treat yo' self with a new 2014 Chevrolet Sonic or Spark and turn over a new leaf.

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1. Your car gets a full wax, but you only get a half.

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2. You forbid dirty paws inside the vehicle, but allow them on your sheets.

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3. You pull out all the bells and whistles to wash your car, but spend about two minutes showering.

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4. You cover your car with beautiful sentiments, but write chores on yourself.

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5. You have a special glove to touch your car, but you'll scratch yourself with dirty fingernails for eternity.

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6. You follow a strict schedule for oil changes, but haven't been to the doctor in years.

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7. You call your car by an adorable nickname, but are not as kind to yourself.

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8. You've reserved an entire parking lot for your car, but live in a one-bedroom apartment with three roommates.

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9. You keep stuffed animals on your dashboard so it doesn't get lonely, but you refuse to try online dating.

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10. You buy a new steering wheel cover with every change of season, but you haven't bought a new towel since college.

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11. Your car gets a ribboned bow for its birthday, but you only get a plastic one. :(

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Remember — you're someone's gift.

12. You don't go a day without wearing your silver car ring, but have lost your wedding ring four times.

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"Don't tell the Mrs.!"