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1. A pair of blinking doll eye earrings sure to creep out whoever they're having a conversation with as they move to follow their gaze.
Haley Lane Art is a Kansas City, Missouri–based small biz that specializes in creepy cute accessories.
Promising review: "I love these earrings lol. Everyone at work has commented on them and I get some funny reactions. They move like doll eyes do, and they're super lightweight. They do make a bit of noise from the movement when you walk or move your head but it's nothing horrible. They came packaged wonderfully and the handwritten note was so sweet :)" —Hannah
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get them from Haley Lane Art on Etsy for $9.99.
2. A decorative cat towel that'll silently watch them microwave their day-old pizza or scroll TikTok on the toilet.
Promising review: "I did not buy this to actually use as a towel. To me it doesn’t seem like it would be good at serving this purpose as the material is not very absorbent, however it is great for decoration purposes. It is really, really adorable! I love how there’s little snap buttons to keep it in place. I highly recommend this as a decorative gift for the cat lover in your life or for yourself if you love kitties! Great purchase!" —Crystal
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $14.26+ (available in 28 designs).
3. A blackhead-removing toy they can pick and prod with tweezers like they're performing surgery alongside their Grey's Anatomy colleagues. But for real, it helps if they're prone to picking their skin or pulling out hair when they're stressed!!
Promising review: "I have trichotillomania and really love these little guys. They help refocus my habit and the pull is very satisfying and realistic. I've had to repurchase already, and I'll reorder more in the future. Can't recommend these enough, as I've been searching for this type of tool for a long time." —Danika Hill
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in 11 styles and packs of one, two, or three).
4. An admittedly questionable but inarguably hilarious toothpaste cap for anyone whose top four favorite movies include Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, and Shrek Forever After.
CasualChicken is a small business based in Irvine, California, that sells an array of unique 3D printed items.
Promising review: "My order came well packaged and on time. Gifted it to my friend and she thinks it is hilarious." —Grace
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get it from CasualChicken on Etsy for $9.99.
5. An imitation pimple-popping toy that's been ingeniously designed so they can poke, prod, and pick without touching their own face. Reviewers say that fake-pus-filled silicone ~feels~ like oily skin.
Promising review: "Perfect for the gross out factor alone! Not quite a perfect simulation of popping a good zit (you have to push from the back a bit) but it’s definitely effective when you get the technique down! Plus side — you don’t have to clean the bathroom mirrors after using this!" —Matthew D Wilgers
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.
6. 101 Ways to Know If Your Cat is French — the perfect book to leave out on their coffee table or the back of their toilet. A bit of a spoiler: If your cat shouts "Vive la Révolution" on Bastille Day... they're defs French.
Promising review: "When your kitty sleeps, does he lay like a loaf or curl up like a croissant? Does he have a certain je ne sais quoi? Well, purr-haps he's secretly Purr-isian! Okay, maybe your cat's not French... maybe you don't even have a cat... but if you're looking for a light read that will put a smile on your face each time you turn the page, this book will not disappoint. Filled with adorable photos and illustrations of cats donning berets and voguing for the camera, 101 Ways To Know If Your Cat Is French offers a unique and engaging look at our feline friends." —Seahorse
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $15.73.
7. An uncanny valley–esque piggy bank that will either delight them or come for them in the middle of a sleep paralysis episode. It's really a toss-up — just don't say I didn't warn you.
The money-eating piggy bank accepts all standard change and it'll automatically open its mouth when it senses their hand.
Promising reviews: "This thing legitimately gave me a bit of anxiety when I first unboxed it. It was way creepier than expected. I think it might help me not be afraid of this one doll in my house I have nightmares about. This is much worse. I wouldn't recommend this for kids at all, but as a gag gift or interrogation tool I would say go for it." —mysticalkiwi
"Pink and horrifying. Right up my alley. I love this sucker. It sits there and judges me. It's sitting here and judging me now while I write this. 10/10 great companion, just don't get on its bad side." —Delaney Gillpatrick
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it on Amazon for $16.99 (available in three colors).
8. A Bob the Builder–looking saw knife with the power to cut through any cake you put in front of it. No matter how many ganache-filled layers, you won't even break a sweat.
Promising review: "I get so many laughs and compliments when I bust this thing out to slice a birthday cake! I got it for my baby girl's 1st birthday party (on Halloween!) and I relish any opportunity to use it. It's so much fun! It's also lightweight and easy to clean. It doesn't take up much drawer space, and it's not much larger than a proper kitchen knife." —Heather David
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $10.27.
9. A set of Porta Potty shot glasses that are straight up disgusting but also so fun. Let's just hope they don't think too much about it while they're using them.
Promising review: "They are a pair of shot glasses in the shape of Porta Potties so it got the expected laugh and enjoyment when picked at the White Elephant office party. They were 'stolen' a couple of times, so turned out to be quite popular. Pick a pair for your next gag gift party...they will be a hit!" —Thor
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get a set of two from Amazon for $12.74.
10. A chonky seal pillow — it won't judge them when they wake up at 1 p.m. and then climb back into bed with their leftover Domino's.
Promising review: "I love him. Like all things in life he has imperfections but that’s what makes him him. He is very cute very soft. he did come in a vacuum-sealed bag but I personally don’t have a problem with that because why waste resources with a bigger bag when he can fit in a small one just fine? To fluff him up I threw him in the dryer for 15 minutes. Bam, good as new. Love it. Only bad is he’s tiny but I’m ok with that. He is loved in this home even with his uneven facial features." —Kaitlyn
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in two sizes).
11. A hard-boiled egg holder that's poised to turn their morning meal into a knight in shining armor. Even if this Humpty Dumpty takes a fall, his protective helmet will keep him safe and sound.
Promising review: "I bought this for my wife's birthday and she absolutely loved it! She loves whimsy and this really struck a chord with her. I put a soft-boiled egg in it and she was grinning the entire time she was eating it. As far as being 'practical'; well, what can I say, but it beats chasing a soft-boiled egg around a slick dinner plate..." —UrbanDad
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
12. A pair of bread slippers sure to keep their toes nice and warm — just like a fresh loaf from the oven.
Promising review: "I saw this on Facebook a while back and could NOT stop laughing about the pun.... loafers!!!!! Then I happened upon them on Amazon, and I just had to. They are super soft to the touch. Super happy with this purchase!" —Rose Ingraffia
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get them from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in three unisex sizes).
13. A pair of straight-up *genius* AirPod-holding earrings if they're the type who gets nervous about losing an earbud when they're out and about. (It's me — I'm that type. Have I ever lost an AirPod to the subway tracks? No. Do I still live in fear of it happening? Yes.)
The earrings come from small biz Ming Liu HK.
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get them from Ming Liu HK on Etsy for $10.90.
14. A shrimp-shaped travel pillow that will be ready and waiting in the wings for their next big trip.
Promising reviews: "Well, I bought 12 of these when I was drunk...wasn't expecting to spend $416 on a gaggle of neck pillows, but the look you get in the airport and the thanks you receive from children you gift them to is priceless LOL." —Tyler Troup
"What's not to like about this? Gave it as a gift and the look of puzzled shock was priceless. The next day, it was in use in the car. Terrifyingly beautiful!" —Eric L.
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
15. An animal-shaped stapler so every time they staple something, they can say "munch, munch, munch!" as if their desk pet is enjoying a lil' treat.
Promising review: "Adorable! Smaller than I expected but still cute! Works perfectly!" —Good
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $11.58+ (available in 10 styles).
16. A pair of prism spectacles for the person who always has a boatload of work to get done but just can't drag themselves out of bed... Now, they can still clock in or finish that essay they've been dragging their feet on without even sitting upright.
Promising review: "I didn't know what I was missing until I used these. My life is now complete. If you enjoy comfort and lazy binge-watching but don't care how ridiculous you look wearing these, then you have found Nirvana. My glasses fit in these just fine. Takes a minute to get used to, then it becomes your reason to live. Expect people to laugh at you, but forgive them for they know not what they are missing." —Michael Boyd
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get them from Amazon for $17.98.
17. A silicone crab utensil holder that'll triumphantly hold their spoon over its head so it doesn't melt on the side of their stove while they're cooking.
Promising review: "Probably the coolest holder I have ever seen. Bought it for my wife and she loves it and thinks it's cute. I laugh when I look at it, just cool as all! Hangs on all of our pots and pans, stays cool. Easy to clean and looks awesome. Great addition to any kitchen. Works great, does exactly what it is intended to do!" —Logan E.
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $19.95 (also available in blue).
18. A pug with a measuring tape for a tongue if they're always losing their regular old measuring tape because it's boring and who really cares where they put it...
Promising review: "It’s super cute. I keep it at work so when someone has randomly needed a tape measure I just hand them the dog and they’re confused. Now, grown men come to my office to ask to borrow my pug and it’s funny. Worth it." —Candyse F.
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
19. A stress-relieving Dammit doll made to be slammed in doors, driven over with their car, and shaken to no end because c'mon, everyone has had one of those days where they just need to take their frustration out on an inanimate object.
Promising review: "This doll is amazing! Not only did it help me through holiday shopping, it helped me survive election commercials! It's small enough to take anywhere you might experience stress: your job, grocery store, dentist, Department of Motor Vehicles, parent/teacher conferences and waiting in line to vote! It fits right into my purse so I can quickly grab it when someone drives too slow in front of me or when I get pulled over for my right tail-light out. I love that it fits nicely on the night stand to conveniently grab when hubby snores! I can't think of a better gift for friends, teachers, or people you purposely annoy. And it's VERY VERY durable! I use it at least 25 times a day and the seams are just fine!" —William Imand
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in packs of one, two, three, four, five, or six).
20. A 'Rocktopus' fidget toy that has absolutely no reason to exist but here we are and I'm intrigued.
7 Printz is a London–based small 3D print shop from Simar Singh.
Promising review: "The Rocktopus arrived today and we love him! The finish is very high quality — much more smoothly finished than a lot of 3D print stuff. The legs are really nicely articulated and the movement is really smooth and fluid. Excellent, high-quality build!" —Andrea Johnson
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get it from 7 Printz on Etsy for $13.16+ (available in 19 colors).
21. A pallet full of itty bitty bebe cinderblocks if they're SO over work that they would rather do anything else — like, say, start a construction project.
Acacia Grove is a Rochester, NY–based small biz that specializes in miniature building materials.
Promising review: "I love having this on my desk. I ordered a 24 pack, but have decided I like it best with 12 blocks, so I ordered a second pallet." —Carolyn Finney
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get it from Acacia Grove on Etsy for $9.79+ (available in packs of 6, 12, 24, 48, 120, and with or without a pallet).
22. A witchy spine candle that looks like something a serial killer would have in their house but also imagine how cool it'll look when it starts to melt and pool wax!
Promising review: "Super cool!! The candle makes me feel like being in the classroom of Professor Lupin learning how to cast a Patronus! Very cute decor!!" —Yvette
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in black and white).
23. Some dill pickle lip balm because, look, their lips are ALWAYS chapped and if they're gonna lick them 24/7 anyways, they may as well taste like they just finished an original Chick-fil-A sandwich.
Blue Poppy Bath is a Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin–based small biz with all sorts of body scrubs, lotions, salves, and shower steamers.
Promising review: "Just what you’d expect. Great quality lip balm and smells like a pickle!" —Shannon Green
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get it from Blue Poppy Bath on Etsy for $3.36.
24. A snail hand soap dispenser if they're sick of regular ol' bottles of Dial but they aren't the ~aesthetic~ type who's into refillable amber glasses, either.
Promising review: "In the week or so I've had this thing it has brought me so much joy. I'm always so excited for my snail to vomit on my dish scrubber, or my hand. It's surprising how such a simple soap dispenser has changed my whole family's life for the better. This was once a house where dishes were a hated chore. Now, it's a blood bath to get anywhere near the legendary 🐌." —Zoe Scoville
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in two colors).
25. An upcycled Skyline chili candle for Cincy transplants who could use a little piece of home. Fortunately (or unfortunately, if they're a weirdo), it doesn't *smell* like chili, though.
Put a Wick in It Candles is a Charleston, West Virginia–based small biz with all sorts of upcycled kitschy candles.
Promising review: "Niece loved her candle. As gross as it sounds, she was a bit disappointed it didn't smell like Skyline Chili LOL. She will be fine, though. Awesome little gift for a Cincinnati lover." —Hayley Lett
Shipping info: Check the listing for estimates to your area.
Get it from Put a Wick in It Candles for $18.99 (available in 30 scents).
26. A mullet coloring book if they're looking for a hands-on activity they can do while they sit in front of the TV. Mandala coloring books are fun and all but they can't compete with mullets.
And might as well get them some colored pencils while you're at it!
Promising review: "Some pretty funny mullets in here. And if I'm going to be putting time and effort into a coloring book, then the book needs to be match that with some fun art, and I think this book does a pretty good job of it. For me, the key to these Amazon coloring books is to use craft foam padding beneath the paper to get a smoother surface with color pencils. Also try it with a sheet of notebook paper in between to make sure you don't poke through the paper. If you just put color pencil straight to the printed page without padding you might not like the results. The picture I uploaded of the woman also has some Blender Marker on the skin to blend even better. My Funky George picture is color pencil for the face and marker for the rest.If I'm doing alcohol marker, I find it looks very dark until it dries some. So I like to let base coats dry and build from there, with some drying layers and mixing regular marker blends with some hatch marks later." —1Quantum
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $8.88.
27. A banana duck figurine if their favorite kind of decor is that which makes guests do a double take.
Promising review: "This perfect little desk ornament for my office gets tons of laughs and compliments. Big fan, but the look in its eyes shows that it has more to be discovered. Will update when it finally reveals its secrets to me." —D Wuller
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in five styles).
28. A dino nugget pillow sure to resonate with anyone who could *literally* live off of chicken nuggies and never get sick of them.
Promising review: "This dino chicken nugget pillow is a real Jurassic dream come true! It's the perfect cuddle companion for all the paleontologists-in-training or anyone with an insatiable appetite for comfort. Just be careful not to accidentally take a bite while you're napping, because it looks deliciously deceiving!" —LadyTee
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in four styles, two sizes, and in multipacks).
29. A dimmable sad duck night-light that's basically a physical manifestation of them when their alarm goes off every morning.
Promising review: "I ordered this lamp because of its appearance. I didn't NEED a depressed duck lamp ... but it has totally filled a void in my life I didn't know existed. Everyone who sees it pokes it. The lamp is actually very functional. It's got a really nice set of brightness options and the glow is yellowish, which is much nicer than white in a dim/dark room. One thing that isn't mentioned in the description is that its legs are utterly floppy. It's terrific." —Literated
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $13.59.
30. A sequined pillow cover that, when brushed with the back of a hand, will reveal Dwight Schrute with the face he stole from a first aid dummy. Nothing to see here!
Promising review: "Gave it to my mom for Christmas. It sits in our recliner and greets all our guests when they come in our door. I frequently change his eyes and mouth to gold for a bit of a freaky feel. Has definitely scared me on my midnight snack trips and my mom in the morning on her way to get breakfast. Definitely worth it." —Rebecca
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $15.99.
31. A miniature zen garden — in the form of a litter box with lil' kitty figurines — so they can practice mindfulness but in a non-traditional way.
Promising review: "This litter box zen garden is so cute and such a perfect gift! I got two to give out to friends this year. Definitely will be buying the other minis as well !" —Lexy
Shipping info: Free standard shipping with Target RedCard or $35+ orders. Express shipping available for a fee.
Get it from Target for $8.99.
32. A mini claw machine that comes with dinosaur toys, but some reviewers like to use it for their antidepressants instead and I like where their heads are at. Your giftee can fill it up with Prozac or multivitamins, plop it on their bathroom counter, and guests *will* be wondering where they can get one of their own.
Promising review: "Impulse buy after laughing hysterically at the video of this going around on TikTok. This thing is cute and fun and very entertaining! Be forewarned: The clear top dome part does not attach firmly." —Szibarita
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $5.99 (available in 15 colors and pack sizes).
33. A teensy tiny Troll Doll (with a rhinestone belly button???) they can put on their desk and look to whenever they need to take a break from the Excel sheet they're combing and/or email they're drafting.
Shipping info: Free expedited Prime shipping available for Prime members, and non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Christmas (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $8.74.
When someone asks them where they got their doll eye earrings:
