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    25 Tanks, Tees, And Sweatshirts That Say *Exactly* What You're Thinking

    No (spoken) words necessary.

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    Unless otherwise specified, all sizes in this post are listed in women's.

    1. A v. forward T-shirt you can wear to the office if you've been having trouble getting your emails answered. (BF shopping colleagues: If you're reading this, I promise this isn't about you! ❤️ )

    model wearing a black "per my last email" tee
    Atoyle Tee / Etsy

    Atolye Tee is a small biz with tonssss of T-shirt designs from those that are travel inspired to those covered in botanical illustrations. 

    Promising review: "Great quality shirt that had all my coworkers asking where they can buy one!" —Marykate

    Get it from Atolye Tee on Etsy for $23+ (available in sizes XS–XL, 2X–4X, and in 13 colors). 

    2. A TikTok-inspired tee if you spend the majority of your day scrolling your FYP and can't help but sing everything you hear...

    a model wearing a white tee that says "into the thick of it"
    Rehearsing Redhead / Etsy

    Rehearsing Redhead is a Maryland-based small biz with all sorts of designs that will delight both TikTok- and theater-lovers alike. 

    Get it from Rehearsing Redhead on Etsy for $21.95 (available in sizes S–3XL and in nine colors).

    3. Or, if that one's not what's currently stuck in your head, a Blink-182-inspired design for those who can't stop singing 🎵 "Jone waste yore toye monme..."🎵

    a black t-shirt with incorrect lyrics to a Blink-182 song
    Mamas Corner UK / Etsy

    Mamas Corner UK is a small business based in Norwich, United Kingdom. 

    Promising review: "Brilliant T-shirt! Very good quality and quick delivery! The little sweet inside is a lovely touch! Will definitely buy something else from this shop! ☺️" —Chloe

    Get it from Mamas Corner UK on Etsy for $18.69 (available in sizes S–XXXL and in nine colors).

    4. A groovy tee that wastes no time in getting straight to the point — you need coffee, STAT!

    a model wearing the "bring me an iced coffee" shirt in yam
    Emily Paige Co. / Etsy

    Emily Paige Co. is an Ohio-based small business from college student Emily Paige. Along with coffee-themed goodies, the Etsy shop also sells small biz owner stickers and shirts, inspirational banners, and floral embroidered beanies.

    Promising review: "Obsessed is an understatement. The quality and design is perfect. The color is even more beautiful in person. Emily was so sweet and kept me up to date when there was a mailing delay. Can’t wait to order from this shop again! Highly recommend!" —Megan

    Get it from Emily Paige Co. on Etsy for $28+ (available in sizes S–3XL and in long sleeve).

    5. A "New York or Nowhere" crewneck sweatshirt you can wear whenever you visit family who asks when you're moving back home. Sorry mom, not happening.

    a black "new york or nowhere" sweatshirt
    NYON

    New York or Nowhere — AKA NYON — is a lifestyle brand based in ~where else~ downtown NYC. 

    Get it from New York or Nowhere for $85 (available in sizes XS–2X).

    6. A Britney tee if you've been absolutely consumed by the status of her conservatorship and all the drama swirling around it. We support you, girl!

    Boohoo

    Get it from Boohoo for $13.50 (originally $30; available in sizes 12–20).

    7. A cheeky option that lets your friends know *exactly* what you have in mind when you hang out tonight. Molten lava cake with vanilla ice cream on the house?? Yes, please.

    a model wearing a black shirt that says "wanna go to Chili's and pretend it's my birthday?"
    Chromoeye / Society6

    The LOL-worthy design comes from Chromoeye — AKA Louisiana-based artist Lauren Smith — who's inpired by bright colors, the '60s, and nostalgia.

    Get it from Chromoeye on Society6 for $20.79 (originally $25.99; available in men's sizes S–XXL and in nine colors).

    8. A "nothing to wear" tee you can throw on when you literally don't have a single other thing to wear. Might as well just say it like it is.

    Boohoo

    Get it from Boohoo for $9.60 (originally $24; available in sizes 12–24 and in two colors).

    9. A "not today, satan" tee for those who exclusively think (and speak) in Drag Race catchphrases.

    the black shirt with "not today, satan" text
    Flare / TeePublic

    And check out the rest of Flare's designs here!

    Get it from Flare on TeePublic for $20 (available in men's and women's sizes S–5XL and in 27 colors).  

    10. An OOO design if you already posted it on your team cal and updated your automatic email response but would like everyone to know your status.

    Creative x Fashion / Etsy

    Creative x Fashion is a Lake Elsinore, California-based small business with all sorts of customizable designs.

    Get it from Creative x Fashion for $22 (available in sizes XS–XL and in seven colors).

    11. A Ouija-inspired tee perfect for those who've been watching BuzzFeed Unsolved: Supernatural for, ohhhh, just the entire pandemic whilst working from home (couldn't be me). Now I bet you find yourself saying Shane- and Ryan-isms all day long.

    a white t-shirt that says "hey there demons it's me, ya boi"
    Shop BuzzFeed

    Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $24 (available in unisex sizes S–5XL and in three colors).

    12. An ~aesthetic~ typography tee if your love for carbs exceeds most anything else (Hi, that'd be me! 👋 ). Like so much so that you don't even have to tell your partner what to order you for breakfast when they pull up DoorDash...

    a model wearing the white shirt which says "bagels" five times in orange and pink text
    Anna Dorfman / Society6

    Anna Dorfman is a New Mexico-based artist. 

    Get it from Anna Dorfman on Society6 for $20.79 (originally $25.99; available in men's sizes S–XXL). 

    13. A relatable lil' number that I may or may not have picked up whilst writing this list... I just love quality at-home time, okay!

    a model wearing the white "it's a great day to stay indoors" tee
    Bando

    Promising review: "Love this tee!! It’s so soft and absolutely adorable!" —Emmaline R.

    Get it from Ban.do for $10 (originally $38; available in sizes XS–L).

    14. A get out the vote shirt if you're so extremely sick of telling people how important it is but will NEVER stop.

    a model wearing a white "vote" t-shirt
    Madewell

    Promising review: "In these troubling times everyone needs a reminder of the amazing ability we have to change the narrative by voting our conscience. Sometimes it is a passing glimpse of a T-shirt reminding you that your vote counts...wear this so that everyone gets that glimpse and we change the world. Vote for better days. Vote for change. Vote to end racism. Vote for a future. Just vote. And get this shirt because it is wicked cute!" —AWTYMOM

    Get it from Madewell for $39.50 (available in unisex sizes S–XXL). 

    15. A relaxed top with a message for people who stare a little too long on the street or in the subway... Like look away already!

    model wearing the white "u ok hun?" tee
    Asos

    Get it from Asos for $10.15 (originally $29; available in sizes 16–20).

    16. An "I did my best" design that's not only for others, but you, too, because sometimes we all need a reminder.

    model wearing the pink "i did my best" tee
    Bando

    Promising review: "I love the sentiment on the tee. The fit is spot on — not too big, not too tight, and it’s the perfect shade of pink." —Sarah T.

    Get it from Ban.do for $29 (available in sizes XS–XL and 1X–4X). 

    17. A Tahoe-inspired tee if you're trying to drop a hint to your boo that you could *really* use a weekend away...

    Maurices

    Get it from Maurices for $24.90 (available in sizes XS–XXL and OX–4X). 

    18. A straight-forward design that doubles as a PSA if you'd like to 🙃 kindly 🙃 remind people that yes, wearing a mask DOES still matter even if you are vaccinated. (Please, just do it, people.)

    a white t-shirt that says "wear a mask"
    Shop BuzzFeed

    Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $24 (available in unisex sizes S–5XL and in three colors). 

    19. A ringer tee especially suitable for Mondays but also basically everyday now that we've been living in a weird purgatory for 1.5 years??

    white t-shirt that says "ready for tomorrow"
    Modcloth

    Get it from Modcloth for $24.99 (originally $29; available in sizes S–XL and 2X).

    20. A rom-com top that makes it VERY apparent what you want to watch at your next girls' night.

    a model wearing the green "unlimited rom com" t-shirt
    Bando

    Promising review: "If there was ever anything that screamed my name, it'd be this shirt! From books to movies to everything in between, my life is literally Unlimited Rom-Coms. The fit is just right, so get your normal size." —Ellie B.

    Get it from Ban.do for $10 (originally $40; available in sizes XS–XL).

    21. A Molly Baz original if your Bon Appétit obsession is still in full swing despite your fave personalities having moved on to their own endeavors.

    a beige t-shirt that says I love salt
    Molly Baz

    The delectable tee comes from cook, recipe developer, video host, cookbook author, and former Bon Appétit-er Molly Baz. 

    Get it from Molly Baz for $35 (available in sizes S–XXXL; also available in red).

    22. A to-the-point halter top sure to signal that you're simply not in the mood.

    model wearing the white "over it" halter top
    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $7.79 (originally $12.99).

    23. A Friends top if you're not trying to hide that fact that you'd rather be at home singing along to "Smelly Cat" as Phoebe strums her guitar.

    a model wearing the cropped "I'd rather be watching friends" graphic sweatshirt
    Target

    Get it from Target for $19.99 (available in sizes XS–XXL and 1X–2X). 

    24. A cutesy crewneck sweater that says "I *want* to be invited to dinner but I also likely won't come."

    beige crewneck sweatshirt that says "homebody"
    Benny and Ray Apparel / Etsy

    Benny and Ray Apparel is a woman-owned, Washington, D.C.-based small business from graphic designer Keri Gonzalez. 

    Get it from Benny and Ray Apparel on Etsy for $26+ (available in sizes S–XL, 2X–3X, and in 14 colors. The typography is your choice of white or black).

    25. And a Magic Castle crewneck sweatshirt if your heart seriously aches for your one true home.

    model wearing the white sweatshirt which says "home" with Magic Castle and Mickey Mouse graphics
    Magic Corner Shop / Etsy

    Magic Corner Shop is a small biz with all sorts of Disney-themed apparel, home goods, and accessories. 

    Promising review: "Just as I wanted!! Perfect in anyway, do not hesitate and wait order these sweatshirts while you can!! Amazing!" —Edan Wooten

    Get it from Magic Corner Shop on Etsy for $34.50 (available in sizes S–XL, 2X–3X, and in four colors). 

    You whenever anyone takes a second to read your shirt:

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