Here Are Some Of The Funniest Tweets From The Weekend

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    Chelsea Stewart
    by Chelsea Stewart

    BuzzFeed Staff

    The best tweets โ€” or xeets, or whatever you wanna call them โ€” always seem to happen during the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

    Be sure to follow these people, too, for more laughs!ย 

    Waking up in October like

    pic.twitter.com/hrCTNJafMw

    โ€” ๐”‡๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”จ ๐–ค ๐“ƒต (@triiiplice) October 1, 2023
    Touchstone Pictures Skellington Productions / Twitter: @triiiplice

    me and who ๐Ÿ˜ญ pic.twitter.com/5y73xsYgfP

    โ€” b (@abeecdefme) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @abeecdefme

    NOW IF SHE MOVES LIKE THIS, WELL YOU MOVE IT LIKE THAT, CMON, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE IT pic.twitter.com/CxcOXbQOeE

    โ€” the elder emo (@theelderemox) September 29, 2023
    Tony Esparza/CBS Photo Archive/Getty Images /ย  Twitter: @theelderemox

    $14 for a bowl at chipotle. iโ€™m taking all yall forks.

    โ€” ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿค (@makeupbyshaniah) September 29, 2023
    Twitter: @makeupbyshaniah

    โ€œlook around everybody on muteโ€

    *mother & crying baby in seat H10*

    me in seat J10: https://t.co/apj0bxVYV7 pic.twitter.com/dPiyPtUSPe

    โ€” kario. (@itsKARY_) September 30, 2023
    Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for Parkwood / Lionsgate Films / Twitter: @itsKARY_

    i got fired https://t.co/i224lwbA1G

    โ€” ryu โœฎ (@dazaisdsucker) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @dazaisdsucker

    me when he open that phone next to me pic.twitter.com/84O73HkXEI

    โ€” jovvs๐Ÿฉท. (@jovvssssss) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @jovvssssss

    you what. pic.twitter.com/419NMfyOVV

    โ€” beth (@marybethgrace) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @marybethgrace

    the kids yearn for damn daniel https://t.co/R3QFIxazSb

    โ€” cheyenne๐Ÿ†—๏ธ (@evilvillain1231) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @evilvillain1231

    but they're pretty pic.twitter.com/U600vPFpe2

    โ€” A.D.๐Ÿ€๐Ÿฆฉ (@_ADWills) October 1, 2023
    Twitter: @_ADWills

    "You don't remember me? I held you as a baby"
    Me: pic.twitter.com/CylJXi5iUb

    โ€” ๐‘ฎ๐’Š๐’ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@Palace_gio) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @Palace_gio

    Iโ€™d also cry if I had to go back to school. https://t.co/CRlZAf8NI7

    โ€” Sithelo (@Sithelosenkosi) October 2, 2023
    Twitter: @Sithelosenkosi

    I am Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/DQfPjrVUPi

    โ€” ๐’ฎ๐’ถ๐“‡๐’ถ๐’ฝ (๐’ฏ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“๐‘œ๐“‡โ€™๐“ˆ ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ) (@giftedswifted) September 30, 2023
    ABC News / Twitter: @giftedswifted

    I SAID YES!!!! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹ my best friend just asked me to drink tonight

    โ€” ๐”โš˜ (@DizzyCheema) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @DizzyCheema

    โ€œPuff Mamaโ€ They were digging in each otherโ€™s gills in their cell omg https://t.co/DYpeQj6SDU

    โ€” motopapi (@beemoviehive) September 30, 2023
    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @beemoviehive

    How I feel when I click on a story someone posted 30s ago pic.twitter.com/WDUA3gcSaD

    โ€” ๐“› (@lowkyhrt) October 1, 2023
    Netflix / Twitter: @lowkyhrt

    Me at the checkout camera after scanning a tv as a banana pic.twitter.com/ozGPLohED7

    โ€” ๐‘ฎ๐’Š๐’ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ (@Palace_gio) September 30, 2023
    Tony Esparza/CBS Photo Archive/Getty Images /ย  Twitter: @Palace_gio

    Im talking to my grandma about work and she just said the government might shut down, but not be worried because Jesus doesn't have a shut down date????๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ get away from me lady

    โ€” Tittygate 2023 (@jiggyjayy2) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @jiggyjayy2

    Me as a child in the playground: https://t.co/zdEa3gw0LZ

    โ€” Amy Van Gar (@amyvangar) September 30, 2023
    Twitter: @amyvangar

    โ€œdonโ€™t overthink itโ€

    me overthinking it: pic.twitter.com/pkdWg0Z8hD

    โ€” ู‹ (@vxytri) October 1, 2023
    Nickelodeon / Twitter: @vxytri

    me in the bookstore: omg this is the book iโ€™ve been wanting to buy for so long *puts it back on the shelf*

    โ€” ูฐ (@moralgrey) October 1, 2023
    Twitter: @moralgrey