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Which Dirty South Slut Are You?

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  1. What is your go-to mode of procrastination?

    sending gifs to the groupchat
    tagging people in memes on facebook
    catch me on Hilgard with my #sisters! <3
    watching an entire concert on youtube
    asking for swipes
    reprimanding my residents
  2. What are you up to on a typical weekend?

    drinking wine alone in my room and posting really poorly-lit snapchats
    going home to Fontana to kick it con mi familia
    playing a concert with my band and drawing sketches for Satyr
    Electrical Engineering Homework and Frisbee.
    angst
    getting drunk with my #sisters Chi O or go home am I right!!
  3. What's the dumbest thing you've done drunk?

    I changed genders
    I peed on the floor in my room which is usually pretty dumb but there were like 3 people sleeping on my floor so it was like super dumb
    lol remember Halloween 2015
    I streaked across campus and got my friends in trouble with the POLICE but odds are is law
    First night of sophomore year I slept on Chelsea and Dakota's floor vomiting
    I tried to sell drugs in a bunch of group texts
  4. Who would you bang in the squad?

    Lea's Mom
    Bella
    everybody
    Rachael Denny
    Evelyn
    Lea Halvin
  5. What was the best part of freshman year?

    I joined 34 clubs and added 16 majors I only had 4 internships tho :/
    asking strange personal questions to these strangers I now live with
    meeting Avalon <3
    hosting parties in my tiny-ass classic triple with ratchet music and strobe lights
    sleeping in the lounge
    getting drunk for 17 days straight
  6. What's something you feel strongly about?

    my ex
    the environment
    communicating as ineffectively as possible
    my big <3 @mackenzie you're my world!
    catching up with people as efficiently as possible when I haven't seen them in 2.5 days
    collecting data to bring back to my home planet
  7. What is your dating life like?

    I have a crush on 14 people and I've only ever talked to 9 of them
    Never have I ever been in a relationship that's lasted less than 6 months
    I might be gay it's unclear
    I tried to hookup with Angel one time and it's been downhill from there
    I'm mysterious so my friends don't get to know
    I only date thin asian girls
  8. What is your most common complaint?

    when the guy I like can't jump high, eat really quickly,
    my TA isn't into me :(
    Electrical Engineering Is Stressful - I Am Having An Identity Crisis.
    my instagram post only got 300 likes but my last one got 332
    chem
    grind and cry has too much grind and not enough cry
  9. What is your worst quality?

    angst
    I use people for food
    I like to be in control
    people can't understand my accent
    I'm flakey
    I'm obsessed with Colin Tandy
  10. What is your best quality?

    sometimes I wash my hair
    I am my best friend. All my qualities are my best quality
    angst
    I'm a good photographer and I care a lot about everybody
    I'm tall so I can reach cabinets that are really high up
    N/A
  11. How does Chelsea rank you in her friendship hierarchy?

    top tier
    teetering between two levels but I'm not gonna tell you which two
    I wanna be closer to u but I vibe w our current level
    demoted
    40%
    lol we aren't friends
  12. You see a potential lover across the room. How do you proceed?

    The Foolproof Method
    I fall in love with them and then we never cross paths again
    avoid them forever
    I talk to them and try to be suave but come off as super awkward
    tell all my friends I want to sleep with that person
    I woo them with my aesthetic

Which Dirty South Slut Are You?

You got: Lea Halvin

shade

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You got: Colin Tandy

you WACK JOB u live in the creepy back room of a frat house and ur mustache is crazy

Colin Tandy
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You got: Paul Ramstad

haha gay boy

Paul Ramstad
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You got: Alison Chi

angst angst angst

Alison Chi
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You got: Joey Wong

u r angsty and stylish and Malaysian

Joey Wong
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You got: Carlos Galvan

ayyyyyy hoe lets get lit

Carlos Galvan
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You got: David West

future president of Theta Xi

David West
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You got: Sayed Juneja

southern bell

Sayed Juneja
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You got: Connor Sullivan

Theta Chi or die

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You got: Evelyn Valencia

fun sized mexican

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